The lights are out and everybody’s making out and we are having a live episode that you can watch (or read the transcript of!) right now, and also a podcast episode! WOW!

Plus, the Season Two trailer for Never Have I Ever looks great and gay. Also, updates on All American, Legacies, Betty is back and we couldn’t love it more, everyone got high on shrooms on The Bold Type, and a surprise lesbian witch pregnancy on Charmed.

Wait, is everyone on this show gay because it feels like everyone on this show is gay.

Erin: Wow, they have really done you dirty. I would love to make you two s’mores.
Carly: Thank you!
Riese: Let’s go glamping!

In Chyler Leigh’s directorial debut, we have a queer woman directing her own lesbian character when she was just a baby gay. You love to see it.

“I just want you to know that I don’t even want to go to Ilene Chaiken’s pool, but I want that for you so badly. I would die for your right to go to Ilene Chaiken’s pool.”

In the Batwoman season 2 finale, Ryan embraces her power, Luke embraces his legacy, and Kate embraces Sophie.

Things I was reminded of while watching this episode: the serial killer gene, cannibal meat pies, and Andy Cohen existing in the Archieverse.

“I saw how they reacted to Max and I was like, ‘ohh, I’m gonna transition and I’m gonna be shunned from this community that I’ve longed for for 18 years, I’m gonna lose my community if I transition.'”

Drag Race returns with the game that taught a generation of gays about Grey Gardens. That’s right, it’s Snatch Game.

I have a pattern of hyperfixating on certain queens. Maybe it’s a talent crush, maybe it’s a crush crush, maybe a talent crush IS a crush crush because what’s more crushable than talent??

“My one note is, “God, I wish Tasha was a firefighter, so I didn’t have to feel conflicted about her.”

Ava and the Legends end up entering a reality competition singing show on their quest to save Sara, who is poisoned on a mystery planet.

Forces beyond my control compelled me to do this

A prime selection of Mean Moms and Women Who Could Beat Me Up.

Whedon and Rowling don’t get to lay claim to the stories we wrote, whether they were in fan fiction, on forums, or even just in our own, quiet thoughts. We own the narratives that give us meaning.

It’s early, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will lay down my life for Ryan Wilder.

I know Snatch Game is the episode most Drag Race fans look forward to, but I’m a gay musical theatre nerd and nothing brings me more joy than the Rusical.

Riese: I guess if you marry Jodie Foster, you don’t have to do anything anymore.
Rhea: You don’t have to.
Carly: Nooooooo
Riese: I mean, you win!
Rhea: Yeah!
Riese: You win!
Rhea: I mean, you really do! That is it. That’s bingo, right there. “See you guys!”
Carly: You did it!
Rhea: “Later!!”
Carly: You did it.
Rhea: “I’m going to do my thing now. It’s only whatever I want, from here on out!”

We’re jam packed with no less than 8 (!!!) queer tv recaps for you! Including: That heart wrenching rollercoaster on Station 19, 911, All Rise, Top Chef, Charmed (guest starring Ali Liebert!), Legacies, Nancy Drew and you know how everyone was streaming Jupiter’s Legacy last weekend? Well, there’s some gays in there too!