Was it a nightmare and you just thought you were waking up? It lasted for two hours, you could’ve been dreaming. But you were awake.

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“I asked Riese if she thought I would ever have sex again if I started wearing kaftans from World Market and she said no.”

“Four dollars and a Chipotle gift card to the person who can tell us the name of the vegan Ireland Baldwin met!”

“I’m just imagining Alex on a rock wall and Rachel snuggling a cat or something.”

“Like did women get yeast infections and UTIs on the Oregon trail and if so wtf did they do about it.”

The thing about my future immigration marriage is that it’s an immigration marriage but not an IMMIGRATION marriage. I still don’t want to know what save the dates are though.

Sneak peaks for days, Brittani’s special workout recommendation, Stef’s pursuit of ERW, Rachel’s trip to Madison, early requests for AS 1.0 and so many more things you care deeply and passionately about!

She’s like, “What do you want from a partner in bed that you’ve never had before?” And I’m like, “Reading a book while she’s reading a book and nobody’s talking.”

The entire story of our entire trip from California to Michigan and also all the bigger stories and the smaller ones, too.

“The threat to move to Michigan was always made in a specific context: some element of my life fell apart and I didn’t know how to fix it or myself.”

“Ugh I’m gonna run through the six with my woes and it’s gonna be so good for instagram.”

“I feel that I have no idea what will happen next. Does anyone else on this plane understand this or feel this way.”

In which our loved ones have something to say about the words we write.

“Masturbated while watching porn. The orgasms were decent, possibly because I saw my super hot ex today who could almost make me come with just a smirk.”

“Met some friends for drinks after work. Too tipsy and sleepy to think about sex or masturbating tonight. Will rectify the masturbation-less week over the weekend. Or at least take another one of those magical sexy baths.”

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This is an especially epic edition of The Insider, if I do say so myself. There were a lot of funny chats during the Advice-a-Thon and you had SO many questions for the A+ box and Yvonne went on a press trip to Philly and so many other neat things happened!

If you thought all we could do was sit in our chairs and type words on a screen, prepare to have your mind blown!