“Today in the bisexual celebrities beat, I have fucking died”

Come on in!

“I hope you gave birth to a swan, invented a new way to eat pineapples, started recycling or used a cucumber as a dildo after your dog ate your dildo. I hope only good things for you.”

“I don’t especially want to be gay, but If I was, no big deal, and who knows?”

“it’s amazing how much more grownup writing a column on the internet makes you seem.”

“I will probably be Connie Britton Editor from now on. Also heading up our Star Witness Akita division.”

In honor of our seventh birthday, we’re talking about the writing we’re proud of, the writing that scared us, the writing we regret, the writing coming up soon and so many other fascinating things!

Yvonne gets super-real about dealing with a very difficult situation, Aja talks toners, Cee takes a kitten on an airplane, and Laneia, Riese, Rachel and Heather say other things in response to things you said to us and well I don’t know I just think this is a really good one.

“I made dinner and our entire website fell apart”

“I can’t tell you how ready I am for this roundtable. I mean, in the sense that I live it daily.”

“Just tried a paleo/gluten free baked good because the cute coffee shop girl said they were good, but they were gross. Feeling very betrayed right now.”

“I DID get hit on by a man at a lesbian bar on Saturday night. It made me feel very free and also like a pastry.”

“Right now I’m working on my astral projection skills and I think that should speed things along.”

“Too little too late there, champ. But it’s fine. Actually, no — it sucked in a big way.”

“I can’t focus enough to read the cool indigneous women article but I want to read it but I cam’t I had too much drug candy”

“In other, lighter news I want to share with everyone that there is a segment of a hot dog on the section of our roof that we can see from the bedroom window.”

“It was like throwing a tennis ball at a wall and expecting it to bounce back but against all odds it gets stuck in the bricks.”

It would be like Rachel’s “Helping you Help Yourself,” but with more of a Stef vibe and maybe just a series of gifs or images with captions that get right to the heart of the matter. Like “DON’T GO TO WORK LATE, ASSHOLE.”

“I sent you a text overnight like, “I know this has been really hard but I’m gonna be home soon and I love you and it’s gonna be OK.” I woke up and you were like, “I can’t be your girlfriend,” and I… I was just blindsided.”

Where can I hang out with other queers in Portland? Is it okay that I was drunk when I filled out my A+ survey? Skins Fire: why? Why do straight people wear lesbian footwear? These questions of yours and more are answered in this here post.