Teen asylum breakouts, maple syrup torture, hot moms who weld, mass seizures — this show really does have it all.

This is our last Boobs Tube of 2018! Come on in and talk to us about All American, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Charmed, Critical Role, The Young and the Restless, Camping, Coronation Street, and Sally4Ever!

Nia finally gets a place on Team Super and Alex’s hair somehow gets gayer?

Plus: All American continues to showcase some of the best queer storytelling on TV, HTGAWM threatens Tegan’s life, Tig Notatro: Space Butch is back on Star Trek, Siren is getting closer to gay mermaids, and Legacies unburies a gay.

Alex works with Col. Haley to stop Jensen, while Kara works with Nia interviewing an alien healer.

John Hughes meets Wes Craven in Riverdale’s fun but surprisingly emotional ’80s tribute.

Here I am to shout about Sara Lance and Ava Sharpe throughout space and time.

Plus: All American ends a really solid first season, you’ll never guess who’s back on Arrow, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend surprises with a little Valencia and Beth, a non-binary patient on Grey’s, and Maia gets Kalinda’d on The Good Fight.

Sara and the crew go back to Punk Rock London to find out who’s causing some royal trouble while Ava gets Nate settled in his desk job.

The Legends get trapped in the Ice Age trying to save Ray, while Ava, Nora and Mona try to stop Evil Gary.

Alex and Supergirl butt heads with Haley, Kara and Lena go to spin class together, and Alex takes drastic measures to protect her sister.

Plus updates on Charmed, All American, Roswell, Boomerang, The Magicians, and Whiskey Cavalier!

Sara and Ava go back to summer camp together to try to save missing kids and give Ava some childhood memories of her very own.

It isn’t just about the hot sex — though the sex is very hot — it’s about creating spaces where Latinx queer bodies can feel ownership. It’s tearing down shame. It’s about saying that our love, our sex, our sticky sweat is valid. It’s about fighting tooth and nail for pleasure in a world that would rather us be criminalized for waking up in the morning.

Also: Viola Davis in leather pants, more queer action on The Purge, Viola Davis in leather pants, updates on 9-1-1 and Killjoys and all your favorite daytime TV, and Viola Davis in leather pants!

Another Lost Girl alumna arrives in Purgatory, Waverly learns something new about her ring, and Nicole gets possessed by a fire witch.

After giving Ava a birthday surprise, Sara goes to the roaring 20s while Ava engages in some forced bonding with Nora and Mona.

Plus: How to Get Away With Murder does a gay thing, 9-1-1 does a good thing and doesn’t kill its gay; and updates on Mayans M.C., The Purge, Young and the Restless, Grey’s Anatomy, and Station 19!

Plus updates on All American, all your favorite daytime TV, and Station 19.

Supergirl goes to Gotham and meets the one, the only: Batwoman. And also Kate Kane, what a coincidence!