“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”

We discuss funny reviews of menstrual cups, processing election feelings, gender neutral terms your niece or nephew can call you, our Myers-Briggs personality types and more!

“isn’t anyone going to speak out against rachel for saying all men should be castrated and set on fire ???????”

“You’re at a party; you’re on vacation; it’s your lunch break. You feel good, or maybe just bored, or maybe a little reckless, and you scan the room, the beach, the restaurant. You stop scanning. And she winks, or he grins, or they realize you caught them staring and blush awkwardly at their own feet for a thousand years, and when they finally look back up, that’s it.”

“omg wtf there are so many good looking butches in that one city in maine
is there a colony?”

NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS

“When I send my Macbook out to sea, do you think I should say “Go with God, Crispy” like Maggie Smith does in “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” or “Boom, Mr. Longbottom!” like Maggie Smith does in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2″?”

“I would give anything to see Rachel start a discussion with a writer that begins with ‘Can I be frank'”

Can you help me understand why I identify so strongly with 80s music videos?

It was a real treat watching her learn to love the series too, and so when she was all finished, I called her up on the phone and talked to her about her magical journey.

“Everyone I had dated or made out with (or even thought about making out with) in the past year thought it was about them. At the time, I was certain they were all wrong — except, you know, one of them.”

We all know that you’ve been wondering what signs all your Autostraddle favorites are. Maybe you want to see how compatible you are with us? Maybe you want to see how compatible we are with each other? Well, here you go!

“Even though we broke up for all the reasons, then you see the person you were with and are like, “you wouldn’t do that thing with me, but you’re doing it now, so maybe it wasn’t the thing… it was me.”

“It was a predatory smile that he flashed at us, the rest of his pack, expecting us to become predators with him and start howling along.”

“i’m stepping down from autostraddle
bye
you’ll miss calling me out when i give my body to the sea so”

Welcome to Poly Pocket, a new series showcasing polyamorous and ethically non-monogamous relationships. Here’s how a married kinky butch/femme couple does poly.

“Do you think Putin is upset that we did not include “Vladimir” in this list? It is a pretty lesbian name.”

“Drink with nerds and feel good about people calling you mom.”

“Rather than the ‘Irish goodbye’ where you slip out without telling anyone the ‘lesbian goodbye’ is to have a sort of intense breakup and then continue to sleep in each other’s beds‬.”

Our number one feeling is always Alex Vega.