On Monday U.S. Soccer granted a sanction that allows the WPS to survive another year so I think it’s about time you pretend to like soccer.

This week on The Real L Word, I took a long nap, Kiyomi drank too much, Whitney popped the question and Amanda inhaled toxic paint fumes.

“I envision Montréal as some sexy androgyne character with a sweet moustache and a pair of lacy panties.”

Alternative lifestyle haircuts and candy striper uniforms. Need I say more?

On the third day, they created the heaven and earth, read some poems out loud, talked about coming out and religion and spooning and discovered the truth about cats and dogs.

This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.

From “Boston Marriages” to Second Saturdays at Machine, the Boston area has always been kind to the Sapphicly inclined.

Musician Allison Weiss talked to Autostraddle and ate a loaf of white bread one slice at a time. It doesn’t get more down-to-earth than that.

“And yes, every day in this Queer Mecca is like an episode of Portlandia.”

Occupy Oakland’s achievements were overshadowed in the media by the violence of a splinter group and that’s really not fair because Wednesday was actually really awesome.

My fingers have actually started melting onto my keyboard.

It rains a lot here, which means the girls are extra wet.

Day Three’s activities included the sex panel, the talent show, the queer women of color panel, the picking up chicks workshop, ‘zine-making, the dance and SO MUCH MORE!

Includes queer love, food puns, an alternative lifestyle haircut, and the phrase, “Wow, I forgot how much I liked Sleater-Kinney!”

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily gets majorly jealous of Paige as we’re introduced to a brand new lesbian character.

“If you could take a ‘cap of Claire talking about that magazine stuff and then draw all over it to express how it makes me feel, I’d like that”

“While women LOL, men tend to LMFAO.”

In which we discuss our haircut, how it affects our daily lives, and the benefits of rooftop hairstylists. ALSO HELLO I HAVE A PONYTAIL.

Our money’s on Kelly LeBrock, but I have a feeling you wish it was Scully.

Washington DC through the eyes of a hyper-social resident and her pet unicorn.