“Out beyond ideas of likable and unlikable comments there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.”

“YES PUSSY IS ON THE LIST
omg”

“Are you familiar with the Jughead Lesbian Style Debacle of 2018.”

“You are so so soft and just achingly warm and good and I’m just dying with the urge to pin and grind and tease and make you even wetter for me, taste you in your bed.”

“i want to have a lesbian vibe! maybe i should just cut off all my hair and start wearing man clothes! haha. ok, probably not. maybe a rainbow or two. but that’s so cliche. maybe an “I AM A LESBIAN” teeshirt?”

“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”

There was a time before time, in the yawning abyss of darkness and starfire that is the infinite and ever-expanding universe — a time before any of us had had lesbian sex. Most of us thought about it, though, or tried to imagine how it would work! We were not always correct.

“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy”

“I think I took on a lot more of that than I should have because I was already so prone to believe that I was crazy. That’s only half your fault.”

” is “Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again” a title
or is it a tweet”

“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day”

In which the whole team gets together to answer your pressing questions on topics including being never kissed, living in the suburbs, fashion tips for a trans woman with Cerebral Palsy, getting back into the dating game, starting a freelance career and so much more!

“Something about our conversations just makes me want to take off my underwear. And by ‘something’ I mean ‘everything.'”

“Her dreams are just real nights at lesbian bars
And then she wakes up covered in a man
Wish I didn’t relate so much”

“I think that’s a distinct problem that two women face. It’s that, first you’re friends with somebody. And you know you’re compatible. But you don’t know if you’re compatible just as friends or if you’re compatible as a couple because you care about each other.”

“i wish there were more bloody lesbians in the world so that i never had to get into ridiculous situations like this.”

“I am so glad I joined A+ (even though it led to me drinking literal vodka water)”

“WHY IMMEDIATELY FISTING”

btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!