For the next eight days, we’re obsessively recapping and analyzing every episode of the new Mike Flanagan Netflix horror series The Fall of the House of Usher, which yes, is VERY QUEER.

Y’all ever heard of Ryan Wilder?

John: Could you imagine you and Dylan just got done cunnaling-ing together, you’re in bed, the California sun is basking on you. And then you turn to Dylan and you’re like, “We have to get up so we can go to Max’s Willy Wonka baby shower.” That’s the thing you interrupt with.

Carson learn the consequences of breaking the rules, Jess and Lupe teach Esti how to drive, and Max has the best 24 hours of her entire life.

Get in, losers, we’re going to Lesbos.

To say that Star Wars’ march toward having any sort of visible queer representation has been fraught would be an understatement.

The Silence of the Lambs was right. Trans women and law enforcement are enemies. All it got wrong was the villain.

Laura and Bradley deal with death, outing, and Plot Devices — all while delivering Top Mommi Content™️!

Plus updates on the latest episode of American Horror Stories, The Republic of Sarah, the second season finale of Betty, and it’s Halloween on Motherland: Fort Salem.

What TV shows could you watch on Hulu if you want to see some gay, lesbian or bisexual women characters? If you’re looking for an answer — boy have I got the post for you, my friend!

Sex Education keeps getting better because it approaches storytelling the way it teaches us to approach sex — with curiosity, excitement, and a willingness to learn.

Can you imagine having SOPHIE MOORE in your bed and just…leaving? I love you Montoya, but it couldn’t be me.

Plus! Valerie Anne is trash for Motherland: Fort Salem, Drew loves a queer Valentine’s Day Dance, and Natalie is so hype on Leverage getting queer this year! And! Betty, In the Dark, the return of grown-ish, and All American’s backdoor pilot with a non-binary character.

Also, Holland Taylor shows up at the end of this episode to tell Billy Crudup “It’s time to face the fact that actions have consequences, and I keep my temple clean.”

“I’ve been very precious about getting my hair wet but I would get my hair wet to kiss Gigi in the rain.”

In the season finale of And Just Like That, Hollywood calls Che Diaz and Miranda answers, Rock has a they-mitzvah, and Carrie heads back to where it all started.

Plus, Sarah Paulson chewing through scenery in the new season of American Horror Story as only she can, Motherland: Fort Salem’s season finale was INTENSE, and BET’s The Ms. Pat Show is turning out laughs from the most unexpected places.

Vox Machina makes their way to Whitestone to face some sexy vampire villains.

Ava and Sara are off looking for wedding venues so we have to spend the whole episode watching Constantine be… well, Constantine. They can’t all be Thong Songs and Beebo Battles, I guess.

We knew, but the way Sophie and Ryan keep stealing smiles at each other, and confirming their relationship to their friends?! WE DESERVE THIS, OKAY!!!