Here’s the stories we missed while I won big at the Elvis slot machines in Vegas.

As if college couldn’t get any better, now it’s GAYER THAN EVER.

Here’s a couple of rays of sunshine in what may be the most fucked up weekend in America’s recent history.

From Dartmouth to the concert hall, there’s a ton of queer shit going down. And a little bit of Nickelback.

It’s the 2013 Teen Choice Awards, hosted by Pretty Little Liars’s Lucy Hale and Glee’s Darren Criss!

bell hooks is still right, Hillary Clinton becomes a thing of television history, and Aubrey Plaza looks great in those glasses.

I just wanted to U-Haul, y’know? Whatever. I’m gonna go put on a dress and catch a WNBA game.

veer nyc gives us ladies and outfits to drool over while we dab our tears from a few long reads.

A different kind of camp, a book you’ll want to pre-order, a victory for trans* people in the workplace, and LESBIANS.

The struggles of queer and trans* people are no less important than the struggles of gay people, and if they move forward without us, they are not moving forward at all.

The SCOTUS keeps us waiting, the man keeps us down, and nobody knows what the fuck is going on with Barack Obama these days.

Everything was going great until Russell Brand showed up.

Put your best bikini on, grab your pride flag, and get ready to Vogue.

Queer leadership, Mother’s day, marriage, Brittney Griner, and dumb homophobes.

This week’s going to be a billion times nicer than last week. I pinky promise. Here’s some animals, a big ol’ bowl of pasta, and a street wedding to prove it.

Donation matching, gender swapping, fuck-giving, and another chance to hate on Mitt Romney. Again and again.

But first: pass your Art History final with help from Beyonce.

Happy Mother’s Day, queermos!

Familia es Familia, unless you’re in the Salvation Army. Or Louisiana.

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