It’s early, but it’s pretty safe to say that I will lay down my life for Ryan Wilder.

I know Snatch Game is the episode most Drag Race fans look forward to, but I’m a gay musical theatre nerd and nothing brings me more joy than the Rusical.

We’re jam packed with no less than 8 (!!!) queer tv recaps for you! Including: That heart wrenching rollercoaster on Station 19, 911, All Rise, Top Chef, Charmed (guest starring Ali Liebert!), Legacies, Nancy Drew and you know how everyone was streaming Jupiter’s Legacy last weekend? Well, there’s some gays in there too!

Plus a threesome on Betty, updates on Genera+ion, The Chi, The Bold Type, some unexpected queerness on Kim’s Convenience, and the witches are back on Motherland: Fort Salem.

Plus updates on Legacies and All American!

In the ultimate primetime television U-Haul, Dr. Orgasm from Grey’s Anatomy has moved to Station 19 (and her girlfriend, Captain Bisexual) full time. Plus, an update on S.W.A.T. and what the heck was that queer storyline on The Queen’s Gambit?

Plus updates on: Riverdale, Nancy Drew, Legacies, 4400, All American, The Sex Lives of College Girls, and Hightown!

Betty Cooper is like actually high school sucks, and you know what? True.

The Legends make one last ditch effort to save Sara and reunite her with Ava so she can finally, finally propose to the love of her life.

Teen Nat and Adult Nat recall the same nightmarish day; Shauna loses herself to fantasy; and vultures circle Taissa. Misty, meanwhile, drinks a chocolate martini.

Shoutout to the faggy trans guys and the dykey trans girls of the world and our beautifully complicated genders.

Find out what these characters have been up to for the past 2,555 days!

Plus a fully jam packed round-up, including updates on: All Rise, Genera+ion, Charmed, Nancy Drew, Legacies, and Station 19.

Nicole tries to protect the Homestead from a People Eater while Waverly helps Wynonna compete in a Chili Cookoff FOR FREEDOM. This episode is bonkers, y’all.

Wynonna searches for Peacemaker while Waverly helps her girlfriend as the consequences of Nicole’s actions start to hop into the light.

Ryan and Alice confront their pasts, Mary DRIVES THE BATMOBILE, and Sophie’s arms got something to say about it.

Bette would like some more wine!

This week on Generation Q, we get a special surprise blast from the past, young queer love, thruple MAYHEM and a very sloppy bro night as the town recovers from Bette Porter’s latest brush with scandal.

We’ve got some breakups and breakdowns and questionable drunken decisions and a THRIVING new throuple and a school play with a very small cast and also Quiara’s still in town and she’s got a big surprise for Shane!

Everything comes to a head in the midseason finale, as Wynonna faces down enemies old and new and Waverly fights for Nicole’s life.