Here’s how we’re gonna be brave and bold in the new year. What about you?

Everyone is at this party. EVERYONE.

When it comes to party planning, there’s a tool worth having that’s almost as important as your corkscrew.

I’ve been thinking about the impending euphoria of the holidays since a little before Halloween, and a vast majority of that time has been spent trying to figure out what I’m going to put on display to showcase how fucking excited I am.

So here, for your careful consideration, are some highly specific gifts for the various smokers in your life. Everyone loves presents, and everyone agrees that candles as gifts are fucking bullshit.

Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere and not a drop of pumpkin spice latte to drink. But waitaminut, you can make your own!

What do you buy someone who fuels themselves only on the knowledge that the world is an inherently imbalanced structure built to take advantage of people made the most vulnerable by its constructs?

Let’s make our leftover game plan now so we can just focus on digestion this weekend.

With Amish apple pie with streusel, the base ingredients are just so tasty that there’s really no bad way to combine them.

I’m flying to Canada today so this seemed like a good opportunity to think about all the other times I’ve been to other parts of Canada!

It’s everything we want this year! And probably a few things you want, too.

Now that back to school sales are in full swing, it’s hard to look through clothing catalogs without becoming irate. Here are some retailers that don’t think your kids are damsels in distress.

“For these campers, I was their Joan of Arc. It’s like, I’m Joan, and their vag is the ark.”

“Social equality for all people, regardless of size, must become a goal of the queer movement.”

“I’ve been doing this shit for half a damn decade, and I honestly couldn’t tell you how any of it happened.”

My girlfriend took me on her work trip to Oahu, where I ate and beached and learned and museumed and only suffered one major physical injury!

Or more accurately, Easter egg leftovers.

A former campus activist explains why universities are getting away with not seriously addressing rape on campus, and why they need to start.

Handmade Valentine’s Day Cards to replace anything you were thinking of buying from a grocery store.

A mom turned to an internet message board to ask how she should handle the fact that her daughter is a lesbian and people actually responded and gave great advice. Then we wanted to give some advice, too.