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Byron DuBois and Daizy Blaze in Crash Pad Series episode 296
You know you’re not trying to sext about a duck. But why doesn’t your phone?:
“[A]utocorrect’s unwillingness to recognize sex-related language is the result of software programmed under the assumption that such language is bad, unwanted, and that your use of said language, even if by mistake, would be so embarrassing that your keyboard must be programmed to avoid such an error.
Autocorrect algorithms, in particular, are praised for their ability to know our language, know our language habits, and be able to predict what it is we want to say. But when they disallow us from swearing or refuse to acknowledge that “vagina,” or “sex” might actually be what we intended to type, they are correcting our language, too.”
Jacquie Blu and Valerie Paige in Crash Pad Series episode 294
Annie Liontas writes about sex with a brain injury at Gay Mag:
“Sex on an average day was about dropping into your own skin while you sink into your lover’s. Sex gave me a confidence I usually admired in an actor who walks breezily out onto the stage. MDMA was boring. But after the injury, out of the bend of my mind, a new animal self emerges, cannot tell time, sees only shadow and light, touch as refraction.
Some nights, it’s the anxiety — the ankle bracelet of any brain injury — that makes all contact out of the question. How many are afraid to say they are afraid of sex? That it will hurt even as we ache for it?”
Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy in Crash Pad Series episode 288
Sex and dating advice columns have gotten super queer.
Sex in your 70s is still a thing.
Check out these sex diaries from 2019.
Here’s how to tell your partner you don’t like their interior style.
Venus is in Aquarius so go get kinky.
Here’s a Lex explainer if you need one.
Here are some ways to diminish a hickey, if you must.
Here’s a review of the porn mod for the Sims 4.
Here’s a new attachment that will help you masturbate on an exercise bike. SoulCycle orgies and Peloton porn can’t be far behind.
Adina Powers and Scout in Crash Pad Series episode 286
What if lawmakers actually start to listen to the sex workers their legislation affects?:
Activists have been sounding the alarm against bills like this long before FOSTA came to a vote. Yet D’Adamo and other activists have consistently struggled to make congressional staffers believe how harmful they knew FOSTA (and its Senate equivalent, the Stop Enabling Sex Traffickers Act, or SESTA) could be on a mass scale — something Lee, Khanna, and Pressley seemed to understand.
‘Hearing a congressperson not only say, ‘I believe you,’ but say, ‘I believe you and I want to actually step up and do something,’ that is the game-changing conversation,’ D’Adamo said.”
I have managed to get my phone to properly write “fucks”, but all other variations on the word are for the birds 🦆🦆🦆
Oh for ducks sake
damn you two started without me!
Duck
Duck
Duck
Vagina!
*An adult version of the classic game
The Untitled Cooter Game?
I’d play that. So basically the same rules as duck duck goose, except…..?
You sneak off and hide someone’s toys
I would never! Unless… Where are we hiding them again?
In some very deep pockets
Time to up my dilation game I take it. Really push the envelope, expand my horizons, and level up my uh
You know
My pocket
When playing games it’s also important to have snacks on hand
”goose” in its old British sense also counts btw
So, goose goose goose vagina? Duck
More a goosing is a grabbing of particular bits ( a la The Orange Fuckwit)
Oh no
I still have one question about the exercise bike-masturbator: why?
Exercise, apparently
Counterpoint: why not
It just seems so uncomfortable to me.
Plus: if you are riding your bike you often squeeze your pelvic floor muscles. Combining that with penetration can be pretty damn painful.
Different pokes for different folks, I suppose. I know I wouldn’t like it myself.
Is it okay if i bought it from https://highlifechemshop.com/
Many people don’t realize you can set up personalized auto correct options on iPhones (I’m not sure about androids) by going to settings > general > keyboard > text replacement. For example, I had to make the word “good” be replaced with “good” because it kept auto correcting to “food” (shocking). So, you can add text replacements for all variations of fuck and any other words that Apple deems inappropriate so that they actually stay how you type them!
I have an android, and I just beat the text prediction into submission through massive amounts of swearing. I’m in trouble if I ever need to address a real duck though.
I’m sure ducks are used to it by now.
The fuck they are
dammit
fuck
PHONE
But, what if you’re texting someone that you’ve just seen ducks fucking?
How many ducks would a wood duck fuck..
My next trip to the Arts & Crafts fair is going to be duckin’ hilarious
That ”sex with a brain injury” article has killed me. I’ve been trying to write a coherent response since I first read it and I’m not sure I still can, but I want to acknowledge it. i have a very different kind of disability but the opening line of ” I used to be good at sex and that has been taken from me” resonates in every cell of my hated, malfunctioning body. My experience of dealing is also very different from the writers: but, thank you to her for that recognition of a perpetual grief. I’m posting this for myself, and for the other people who are lonely and suicidal and especially at Christmas and are stuck listening to people who don’t even know you telling you that you ”have to” keep going. I don’t know how else to form all the many other things I want to say but despite the differences that piece feels like… belonging.
Thanks for sharing this article it was very helpful
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