Would you like to know what’s going on in Footwear News, dear reader? Kristen Stewart, that’s what. She’s out there in a terrible sweater looking as gay as she possibly can, which if you’re familiar with Kristen Stewart you will recognize is QUITE A LOT. As though she sensed Kristen’s dedication to her craft, Cara Delevingne stepped it up by wearing a top hat and tails to the latest royal wedding:
Cara Delevingne is wearing top hat and tails. This is everything I didn’t know I needed 🔥😍🔥😍 #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/9YiZCukMMP
— Emma Fraser (@frazbelina) October 12, 2018
Everything is just a lot right now.
I’m no Taylor Swift fan but I can appreciate her continued attempts to infiltrate the Cool Lesbian club. Are they celebrating Taylor’s initiation? Who can say???
Carol, 2015, directed by Todd Haynes.
Kehlani should not have to justify her pregnancy or her queerness or really anything to anyone but I will say she looks gorgeous and I am excited to watch her whole journey via Instagram with you weirdos.
As steadfast as the tides, Brittani Nichols has come once again to steal your girl.
More classics from Stephanie Beatriz’s wedding: this face.
Gaby Dunn went to an expensive woo store and bought this green stuff to make you buy her book; if this is the kind of financial advice this book holds, I’m sold.
Oh I am gonna watch the SHIT out of this movie.
These two are here for your weekly “love is not a lie” content.
What does Sandra Bullock smell like? Please answer in the comments. My best guess is money mixed with cucumber melon body spray from Bath and Body Works.
Instead of fabric softener I am switching to having Samira Wiley wear my sweaters because GODDAMN that sweater looks cuddly AF.
Just a couple of casual gentlemen discussing their tequila empires and villas in the south of Italy.
Join us next week for continued coverage of that look on Lena Waithe’s face.
Have they revealed Kristin Stewart’s LI for “Charlie’s Angels” yet?
– They can’t be initiating T-Swift. Karlie Kloss isn’t there.
– That pic sort of looks like Sandra is about to cry, and Sarah is whispering encouragement to her.
Comment award. WHERE’S KARLIE?
Karlie is marrying a Kushner and hangs out with the Trumps. So I’m cool with Ivanka’s sis-in-law not being there tbh.
She’s a spy. A sleeper agent. A political saboteur. Come on, Karlie. You’re Taylor’s girlfriend. Get with the program.
HOLY SHIT, I just found out about Emily Hampshire and Teddy Geiger from No Filter and is there any better way to do so?!?!?!?! I THINK NOT.
S A M I R A W I L E Y M Y H E A R T
as always
That isn’t even the gayest TSwift photo from that night. There’s another photo of her in a bathroom with Ruby, Hayley, and two other lesbians.
1. KStew’s sweater is definitely the ugliest sweater I have ever seen but she does look v v gay.
2. Kehlani is the most adorable always.
3. The mere mention of cucumber melon body spray from Bath & Body Works evokes memories of every pretty girl I had a crush on in high school, so thanks for that.
Cucumber melon will always be my “straight girl crush” scent
I bought some cucumber melon body spray for a girl I had a crush on in high school. Somehow she had the audacity to continue dating her boyfriend.
This coverage has given me The Vapors
If I had to guess Sandra Bullock probably smells like a mix of amber and lily flower.
I was thinking trash about TSwift because *She doesn’t even go here* and then realized that writing really intense post-break up songs about every ex feels pretty queer….
Y’all do know that Taylor is about to come busting out of the closet any day now, don’t you? C’mon – reputation pings from space, especially given the lack of pronouns on most tracks and if you think about her singing about Karlie Kloss (biiiiig reputation) rather than milquetoast Joe Alwyn (zero reputation).
https://kaylorevidence.com/
HIII SO EXCITING TO FIND A FELLOW KAYLOR IN THE AUTOSTRADDLE COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!
Now I can’t stop thinking about what Sarah Paulson smells like. I’m thinking something smoky??? Or rosewater??? Plus Holland Taylor snuggle.
Taylor’s gonna gay gay gay gay gay and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate
She is so gay or bi.
Wow Cara Delevingne, wow
I didn’t know I needed Cara Delevigne in top hat and tails either, but I did.
…I did think style by taylor swift was a gay song for several months before I read the lyrics, got disappointed, and then promptly went back to pretending I never learned otherwise