For all those inspired by Crystal’s column and others who are on the quest for immortality or at least not destroying their bodies. Wheeee!
For all of you cooch-smoochers in the Dirty.
For the New Orleans lezzies to auto to the straddle our magnificent clusterfuck of a city.
Recruit your other NOLA homosexualist petite amies to join! We must unite and plot booze-soaked activities.
You know who you are. Also because New Orleans is 2.5 hours away, ain’t nobody got time.