Joy

The Basics

Name

Joy

Location

Michigan

About Me

About Me

Chapstick lesbian with a penchant for Star Wars and t-shirts.. Loves a good soup, is scared stupid of E.T., and is a total leg man ..Self-proclaimed Luddite – feels threatened by most technology, especially having to do with cars talking to you or braking for themselves.
… .. …
..Currently (and hopefully forever) in this daily-fantastic, sex-charged, downright -enviable relationship with the singularly most beautiful woman I have ever seen in real life.

Check All That Apply

Lesbian

Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy

Christian/realist

Website/Blog/Tumblr

myownexecutioner.tumblr.com

Relationship Status

In a Relationship

Virtues

diversity, acceptance, strength, purity, high alcohol tolerance, sense of humor!

Vices

Elton John, macaroni n cheese, sporty lesbians, York peppermint patties, Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Biel

Are You Out To Your....

Member(s) of Immediate Family, All Friends, School/Work

What I Like

Favorite Books

The Plague, A Wrinkle in Time, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Fahrenheit 451, World Without End

Favorite Queer Books

Fried Green Tomatoes

Favorite Movies

Empire Records, Fried Green Tomatoes, Grumpy Old Men, Queen of the Damned, Star Wars, First Wives Club, Finding Nemo, Pan’s Labyrinth, Revenge of the Nerds, Dogma, The X-Files movies, Monty Python’s Holy Grail & Not the Messiah.

Favorite Documentaries

Wretches and Jabberers, Autism is a World, Mark of Cain, NOVA, Planet Earth,

Favorite TV Shows

Hell’s Kitchen, Top Chef, The Next Iron Chef, Chopped, Eat Street, The F Word, Law and Order: SVU, Modern Family, True Blood, The X-Files, Fringe

Favorite Music

Fleetwood Mac, Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, 90’s music in general, Alanis Morissette, Regina Spektor, The Shins, indie-rock music in general, FUN, Mumford and Sons, Korn, Disturbed, Otep, Rob Zombie, Incubus, Linkin Park, Eminem, Ja Rule, Shinedown, OAR, Blue Oyster Cult, …much much more…

Favorite Sandwich

Schlotszky's original sandwich… I can't get it up here in Michigan! :(

Favorite Quotes

“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response.
‘I dont know,’ Alice answered. ‘Then,’ said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.’ — Lewis Carroll

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

Hey Did You See That Comment?!

Favorite Writers

Albert Camus, Ken Follett, Anne Rice, Leo Tolstoy, Edgar Allan Poe, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Ray Bradbury, Norman Mailer