The Basics
| Name | Jess |
| Location | Chicago, IL |
About Me
| About Me | I’m a girl who is currently in between Grand Life Plans. |
| Check All That Apply | Lesbian, Femme |
| Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy | Atheist |
| Website/Blog/Tumblr | |
| Looking For | Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts |
| Relationship Status | Single, Forever Alone |
| Virtues | Drama-free is the way to be, I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter, my humor as my macaroni and cheese: dry and cheesy. |
| Vices | Beer, sleep, Tumblr, higher education, addictive science fiction shows which serve as metaphors for our broken-ass society, sarcasm, alone time. |
| Are You Out To Your.... | Close Friends, Nobody, It's Complicated |
What I Like
| Favorite Books | The Things They Carried, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Silence of the Lambs, |
| Favorite Movies | The Silence of the Lambs, Ghostbusters, Saved, Mean Girls, |
| Favorite TV Shows | Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files, Arrested Development, Happy Endings, The Closer, Rookie Blue, South Park, Countdown with Keith Olbermann. |
| Favorite Sandwich | Peanut butter, honey, and cinnamon (with or without banana). |
| Favorite Quotes | “I’ll use every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have, down to my own eyeteeth, to end you!” |