I am trying to figure out how to fill this out without making it sound like an OKCupid profile.

I like wearing and making bow ties, officiating the weddings of family and friends (three so far!) and hoping to turn both into a business one day. Miller’s Hitchings and Stitchings – has a nice ring to it, right?

News junkie, unashamed Girl Scout supporter, lover of black coffee and dark beers and offbeat music with banjos and horn sections and terrible jokes and poetry and gettin’ dirty and all nighters and laughing at everything.