when someone’s private
i’m like who are you, frasier?
as in crane ha ha
you’d think face.com
would capitalize better
on human error
when reddit is first
in the list of search results
about rejection
search “why are (your sign)”
for some autofill insight
about your bad parts
lmao’s reign
trapped in the digital realm
a hard audible
contently speaking
if there’s one thing we don’t need
it’s saving tweet drafts
modern matchmaking
is shared meme comparison
beigecardigan love
appropriation
do celebs know google’s free
do they even net
@ horse_ebook’s last tweet
was in 2013
that got me fucked up
only just realized
it’s @horse_ebooks like horsey
got me fucked up too
listen up mike pence
stay away from horse_ebooks
be “outside” elsewhere
“suggested members”
means big brother is def real
blowing up my spot
let’s kickstart linkedin
into a useable app
maybe hire coders
linkedin irl
a batteries plus bulbs store
feels like a front right
think of the memes lost
in the TRL era
mariah for one
someone’s online voice
like a stone rounding its edge
fun journey to watch
sending “lol” to “lol”
will really get me to lol
*inception droning*
met a young person
now my phone has 12 more apps
release me from hell
what are the chances
alexa takes down POTUS
“tapes” on “tapes” on “tapes”
they keep getting better
man I forgot about @horse_ebooks. 2013 seems like forever ago
Slow, weird, and attracted to scorpio. I’ll take it.
?
Mine – Why are aries so
1. ugly
2. angry
Sheesh internet, what did I do to you?
For Pisces, #1 is “so sensitive”, to which I’m like…Google don’t underestimate my callousness, I’m now going to victimise your entire virtual personhood.
Ah hell here http://imgur.com/a/vLwyd
Intriguing! Pisces on google.com are sad and mean, but on .co.uk are cute and fake.
Obvs I am going with mean all the way, DO NOT WORRY.
According to google autocomplete, libras are secretive, fake, mean and weird. This libra is unimpressed.
“why are aquarius so”
this existential crisis is a really solid aquarius aesthetic
Well, that’s gone and blown my tiny little mind.
I’m ok with mine.
Just came here to post the same!
Sagittarius– the worst. That’s a lot of responsibility.
? I had no idea we were so despised! “so mean” and “so cold” too apparently
Gemini are mean, evil and ‘crazy’ (sic) apparently. And controlling.
Leos: so dramatic, so selfish, so jealous, so stupid
Cancers: so sad, so crazy, so stubborn, so mean
Scorpios: so mean, so moody, so intense, so dark
(Add your moon and ascendant signs as well for a true trifecta of personal dysfunction)