60 Turn-Ons: More Lesbian Sexy NSFW Sunday Spectaculars

LESBIAN SEXYTIME: Last week we gave you 27 things lesbians think are sexy and asked you to tell us more things that you think are sexy and luckily per ushe you have a lot of feelings! We got soooo many responses that probs we will be able to continue this feature for at least another two weeks. You keep our interns very busy!

So today, culled from your carefully perverted minds, we present 60 more things that lesbians think are sexy!

QUEER PORN: Trouble Reigns: “Courtney Trouble is the self-described “Maven of Queer Porn.” Her DVD line, Reel Queer Productions, is one of three in Good Vibration’s video production and distribution company, Good Releasing, which also features Carol Queen and Coyote Days’ Pleasure Ed and Madison Young’s Heart Core.” (@carnal nation)

ORGASMS: When the Big O is a No-Show: “I know a lot of people say “you’ll just know” when you have an orgasm. Often, I think that’s true. However, I also know from years of doing this work and talking to young women that it’s clear some women are reaching orgasm and don’t “just know.” (@scarleteen)

PILLOW QUEENS: Boob Pillow to Resemble Lady’s Bosom, Thanks Japan:“Because there’s nothing better than snuggling with a pair of boobs, Kanojo Toys created the Oppai boob pillow, $59.” (@69gadget)

CUTE TUMBLR ALERT: Fuck Yeah Geek Girls: “Geek girls are hot. Maybe it’s the glasses, the impression of intelligence, or that they often don’t seem to know how attractive they really are, but they are definitely hot.”

CASUAL SEX: Is Casual Sex the Problem or the Solution? While Jong used the word “zipless” to denote the way “zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff”, it seems that today’s generation is taking the zipless romp to all new emotionless heights.

Hey it’s almost Valentine’s Day!! What are you gonna get for your girlfriend or for yourself or for your friend you have a crush on or just because you want to get something?

…. Read/Look at sexy photo-books like SuicideGirls (“The large format book is well designed and finely printed, with over 150 full-color photos of Scarlett, Flux, Fractal and the rest of the pierced, tattooed, leather-‘n-lace-lovin’ gang. The bulk of the book consists of Missy’s portraits of the girls, but a section at the back allows the girls to speak for themselves through diary extracts, their own photos and their answers to questions.”), Ellen Von Unwerth: Couples (“unpretentious, intimate photographs reveal a sensibility that lies somewhere between the sexiness of Helmut Newton and the playfulness of Jacques Henri Lartigue”), the latest SG book SuicideGirls: Beauty Redefined or Burning Angel’s alternababe book.

…. or Best Lesbian Erotica 2010 ($10.85), First-Timers: True Stories of Lesbian Awakening ($10.85), The New Lesbian Sex Book, 3rd Edition ($17.12).

… Wear Calvin Klein Boyshorts or Diesel Boyshorts.

… Use K-Y Intense for her and then let us know if it actually works or if those crazy ads are a bunch of bullshit. The famous g-spot vibrator from fancy sextoy maker Lelo, Gigi – Petal Pink, is 70% off. Also if you feel silly in a normal strap-on harness thing, someone totally read your mind and made a boyshort/strap on situation for you. Srsly, meet the Grrl Toyz Grrl Shorts Strap-On Harness (get something to use it with if you don’t have that already!)

Okay everyone! You all look really cute today and sexy, someone should kiss your face!

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. Um, I can vouch for KY intense. Just sayin’.

    Also, i am so pleased that so many of mine made it in, and whoever alt tagged the skateboard one with “while drinking like a grownup” is my hero.

  2. OMG someone thinks “girls who like musicals” are sexy. Score. I also feel like the girl covered in laptops is just spending a weekend at autostraddle headquaters, that is sort of what it looks like over there.

  3. Can we add not smoking to the hot list? It was such a turn off to notice the cigarette in the tie photo girl’s mouth. :( (This comment is making me question whether I should really be trying to stay in France… shit…)

    And whoever said girls in the kitchen, CALL ME. I love being in the kitchen.

    • Me too! I pretty much dream of being in the kitchen with a cute apron making dinner for my lesbund.

    • I think it would be hard to find a picture of a girl “not smoking” though right? That’s Sofia Coppola!

      we actually do attempt to find pictures where no one is smoking ’cause ya know, it kills your lungs etc etc. and a lot of girls have super strong feelings about it. But I admit that honestly although I know cigarettes are bad in all contexts, I secretly find girls smoking super sexy… the way it looks. idk. i can’t help it.

      • Haaaaaa fair enough.

        I think it was Kevin Spacey who did a bit on some talk show about smoking and how there is really no good substitute for timing/looking cool. You can’t just like munch on an apple to the same effect.

        Love this feature though. Can it last forever? I can imagine it takes loads of time, but your interns aren’t busy people right? Err..

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  6. A girl with little/no makeup, freckles, glasses, and a hoodie, with a low voice who writes and/or plays an instrument and can make me laugh… that’s who I’m looking for. Is that too much?

    • Oh, also, I own the Suicide Girls: Beauty Redefined book, and it’s amazing. Add tattoos/piercings and great haircuts to that list, I can’t even believe I left them off in the first place!

      • Not Tegan neccesarily although that would be amazing. Just a girl that is willing to do that with me. Plus my heart beats for Sara.

  8. CRAZY GIRLS, yes.

    oh shit, i mean…
    that’s why i always loved jenny.

    actually i think i’m over crazy girls, but whatevs. (attempt at making myself look less crazy)

  10. I don;t know what it is about glasses but they do make a person sexier and smarter. I use to hate my glasses. It was all of the four eyes jokes. Just like I use to hate my lips. But I have now embraced them both thanks to Angelina Jolie and contacts being a pain in my ass/eye.

    Also, Riese, I had sent a bunch of photos of girls in glasses. Did you ever get that?

    • YES YES i think they have been used here and there, like for when we need someone to look smart or cute in glasses. maybe there’ll be a gallery in our future.

  11. I’d just like to mention that I always end reading NSFW Sunday while a work.

    I gasped at the Shane in boyshorts pic. Literally.

    I have that pic on Tegan in the glasses on my iPod somewhere. sigh.

    I’M A SPOKEN WORD ARTIST. ;)

    I LOVE GIRLS WITH FRECKLES, OMG.

      • I’m testing this HD monitor at work, and basically all I can say is MY JOB IS TO LOOK AT PICTURES AND VIDEOS TODAY. THANK GOD FOR NSFW SUNDAY AND THE GALLERIES

  12. A girl in the kitchen in a dress talking about musicals while on her laptop. Swoonworhty completely.

    • Hmm, I’m not sure if it wouldn’t be more sexy if said girl in the kitchen in a dress was straddling you on the floor with her laptop perched on your stomach, scouring the web for theories about musicals which she reads to you in a low voice.

      First-rate google skills would deffo make my list of turn-ons. As would: using double-negatives, and other idiosyncratic sentence structures (but not like as bad as yoda); wild imagination; a good vocabulary; bitchiness.

  13. yea i WISH girls looked like THAT in the kitchen. I look like i got ran over by a Zamboni when i’m cooking, maybe it’s the stress about something that might burn, or the fact that my kitchen is the size of a porter potty.

  15. Belt loops are something that I didn’t know I thought was sexy, but I realize now I totally do. NSFW Sunday always expands my horizons.

  19. Courtney Trouble rocks and so does her porn. Very hot. I’ve been gobbling them all up and spitting them out as reviews :)

  20. BELTLOOPS, definitely. They are the perfect handles. A girl wearing glasses on her laptop, in boyshorts (the calvin klein ones were better although I do <3 Diesel) or jeans w/ sexy beltloops (no belt)… and no shirt. Just a bra…mmmm

    P.S. With a chill in the air ;-}

  23. Adding on to the list : BETTE PORTER
    Yes I am so madly in love with a fiction character. I would die to be with someone like Bette.

    And yes, I second fabulous hairstyles. Would love to get one – I think my hair is a birds nest.

  25. REDHEADS. And suits and voices and bellies and eyeliner. YAY!

    Speaking of which: OMG EMMA WATSON WHERE IS THAT PHOTO FROM GUH. *is melty*

    there needs to be boobs somewhere on that list. And curves. And brains.

      • I KNOW RIGHT

        I’m currently lusting after someone my boyfriend used to have a fling with back before he met me. Smart soft butch redhead (with green eyes and freckles, the whole lot), possibly queer, currently on a world tour through Europe while studying Italian. Looks hot in a suit. GUH.

        (said bf is very amused and likes the idea of us getting together. SCORE. now to actually get her back in the country.)

  26. Score, a couple of my suggestions were used :D If you can make me LOL, are mouthy and rude, and can skateboard you are my perfect woman.

    • because that’s what’s provided by the photographers, modeling agencies, magazines, advertising companies and other sources of media photography who create images of women.

      i literally spent upwards of 20 hours trying to find photos online that represent a diversity of body types. to do this particular article, i literally slept about 5 hours last saturday night, hunting for photos from about 5pm on saturday until this was posted the next day, with breaks here and there to work on the Skins recap.

      it’s hard. it sucks. i wish it wasn’t like this, but i’m honestly really sick of being questioned about it here.

      i cannot possibly spend more time than i do trying to find other pictures. i don’t even ask interns to do it anymore because they don’t have the patience i do to hunt and hunt and hunt and hunt for the perfect photograph or to track down women who aren’t “on the thinner side,” and I end up just re-doing what they’ve done myself.

      we recently did a hawt gallery of women who aren’t skinny, here:
      http://www.autostraddle.com/curvy-girls-hot-girl-gallery-plus-size-456/

      I did that gallery with the help of a very helpful reader who sent a bunch of photos from her own collection as well as about 20 hours of my own time I put into scouring the web for more.

      for our boyshorts 101 article i asked four interns to find me photos of women that weren’t skinny b/c our imagery was too thin, and they came up with about two photos between all of them and said there was nothing out there. I knew that wasn’t true so I kept hunting myself. literally it’s all i did. actually my maniacal hunt to find photos of women who aren’t all white skinny and femme-presenting has actually consumed so much of my time that clearly i cannot even handle being asked this probably kind question without freaking out.

      i visit tumblrs, the websites of plus-sized modeling agencies, you name it i have tried it.

      so any questions like that need to be directed to the corporations and industries and magazines that promote this ridiculous ‘beauty’ standard, and you should attempt to support websites like this one who are at least TRYING their best to offer something different, even if that’s not totally apparent in every single image on the website.

      • We clearly need to have our own secret Suicide girls type thing where you can have a diverse pool to pick from.

        I must say though, that I appreciate that you TRY. It does mean a lot.

        • I think we need to take pictures of ourselves in boyshorts with laptops and any other kind of lesbian shenanigans we can think of and mail them to Autostraddle. lol.

      • You just aren’t trying hard enough. I can teach you how to use Google if you like.

        JOKING. Y’all and Google are like Napoleon and his nunchucks. We’re talking about some mother fucking skills here.

        Seriously though, has anyone watched that movie recently? It’s so funny and never gets old.

        Anyway, almost every time I’ve seen a comment on Autostraddle asking for more physical diversity in the pictures, you’ve responding saying that you do try and are open to people sending pictures in or giving suggestions on where to get them. So when I see comments like that now (after all of the other ones) I assume they are either from readers who aren’t paying any attention at all to how much an effort is made on your end (and therefore should be shot, or something), or are from random non-regular readers who should spend a bit more time on Autostraddle before making bold assumptions and commenting ignorantly.

        BUT people like to bitch and the big difference between bitching and offering up constructive criticism (key word constructive) is that the latter takes more effort than most people want to give and more intelligence than most people have.

        You are awesome. I like you a lot. You need to make sure you get more than 5 hours of sleep a night, every night.

      • ThankYouThankYouThankYou for the link to the plus sized gallery! It’s nice to see so people reppin’ for us bigger girls!!! Now if you guys could compile a gallery of trans people I would be in heaven!!!

  28. Can I vote the ‘lesbund’ comment for a comment award?

    Elizabeth, I am your perfect woman! ‘cept I dress it up a little more than a hoodie usually…..I just realized I’m wearing a hoodie right now.

    and now I am laughing.

  30. i would have to say that i fall for the athletes!
    true that i am one myslef which helps to find them but i think they are super hot.i would have to say that a girls abs are the biggest turn on to me i love the way they feal and i can resist girls who are in shape. super into eye contact while talking about feelings! and to whomever invinted cuddling cutos to you!! i think that a relationship takin slowly with little to no sex for a while makes for the best in all cases. you dont wanna “love” the sex you wanna love the person!

  31. how can you please a girl who has already had sex and keeps reaching down your pants but you tell her your not ready for sex yet?

  32. A few things:
    I love love love that sex offender.
    “When you can still smell her hair” is brilliant.
    The boy shorts…. order one size up… they tend to run small :]

  33. idk if you are going to do another one, and it could have been on here before, but SMIRKING. I love smirking and girls who smirk:)

  36. Love the freckles. Something about them especially on the back. Love tracing them…and older women too.

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