Laneia’s Team Pick: Lesbians Eating Cereal on Tumblr





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  1. Submitting first thing tomorrow morning. A few years ago I spent a great deal of time (that I should have been using to learn Euclidean geometry) writing poetry about unrequited love, and haikus on breakfast foods. These are all of my loves come together.

  2. make it happen, ladies! we’ve gotten some fantastically cute/sexy pics lined up for the next few days, but we’re always on the lookout for MORE MORE MORE. cerealesbians are insatiable by nature.

    so, let’s make it a thing! then we’ll all have somewhere else to perv when we’re procrastinating on the interwebz.

    OMG. you could totally eat cereal, look at cerealesbians, and then snap a photo of your own self being a lez and eating cereal. my mind just exploded.

    • Come back to us dizzy. Toast lesbians may seem like a good choice now with their whole wheat dependability but they can’t give you more than a little fiber and a rough exterior. Cereal lesbians are fun, creamy and we’ve got a crunch too. Just don’t leave us alone too long or we’ll get a little soggy. We hate that the all serial lesbians are giving us a bad rap but don’t punish the rest of us for their folly. Come back to the Cereals.

      • You tempt me collectedprose. There is nothing I like better than a fun and creamy lesbian. Do you think there is some way for me to tell between a cereal lesbian and a serial lesbian? For example, if a girl likes Special K with red berries, she is safe, but if her preference is for Fruit Loops it is time to run for the hills.

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