Happy Halloween, Let’s All Eat Candy With Hannah Hart

Hello and happy Halloween! Recently, the internet fairies bestowed upon the earth a new episode of everyone’s favorite web show, “My Drunk Kitchen.” This one is about candy and involves no cooking, at last proving that I would watch Hannah Hart talk about nothing for five and a half minutes.

This is the candy people ate when they didn't realize that candy could be good.

Harto highlights include but are not limited to:

+Robin Hood costume

+Use of the word “pontificated” immediately followed by a reference to her nipple

+”This is unfamiliar to me somehow.”

+A guest appearance by Jenna Marbles

+A seemingly as-yet unparalleled level of drunkenness

+The g-d damn Robin Hood costume, though.

Her glasses come off less than halfway through this hot mess, so you know it’s a good one.

 

Trick-or-treat, bitch!

Grace Ellis has been writing and making hack-job graphics for Autostraddle since 2011 and is a co-creator and co-writer of the comic book series Lumberjanes. She is mostly an intern in name only. (Mostly.) She lives in Columbus, Ohio because why anything. Also, she wants to write the Black Widow movie and feels like if she just keeps telling people, eventually she will be allowed to do it. She has a Twitter and a Tumblr, both of which are pretty above average.

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31 Comments

  1. “This one is about candy and involves no cooking, at last proving that I would watch Hannah Hart talk about nothing for five and a half minutes.”

    ^ I believe you, me, and the rest of Autostraddle can back this statement up. But the question is, does Hannah Hart know this?

  2. lol. That was funny.

    Side note: I always seemed to see a lot of girls, at least in the 90’s when I was a lil thing, that were more andro/gay dressing as Robin Hood, or Peter Pan. Is it the green? What is it. It’s a thing I’m sure of it.

    • I’m in favor of one of you all marrying this woman, so we can hear more about her off-screen exploits.

      I’d offer to do it, but I’m already married. Although my wife might go for the polygamy thing, given that it’s Hannah. I should really check on that possibility. Hmmm. Hey, honey….

  3. no word of a lie there was a girl dressed as harto at the dubstep show i went to on saturday. she looked exactly like her, so it was like she wasnt dressed up at all. all she had to do was put on a plaid shirt. but i was so incredibly pleased.

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