Guess what, I’m back with more Happiest Season content because I can’t get enough of dykes dykin’ in some way. I’ve watched the movie a few more times, and on the most recent watch, I stopped focusing on how much I wanna kiss Riley in a small town and looked at how friggin’ cute everyone looked! The film sometimes fell short for a few of us, but their wardrobe choices were always a high point for me.
I pulled a few of my favorite pieces, drop a little shade (what’s up Harper) and yes — THAT blazer is hard to find but I tried really hard because I love yall.
Abby’s “WTF am I still doing here” Sweatshirt
The green sweatshirt Abby is wearing right before we get that god awful “sext” from Harper is cute as hell. There is so much happening at this moment, but my favorite part would have to be Abby throwing the biggest shade before sending her photo. “What am I doing?… I’m brushing my teeth in the basement of your childhood home where you bought me under false pretenses, and rethinking our relationship every time I hit a new quadrant — but here, take this pic of me in this cozy sweatshirt and leave me alone.”
Abby’s “Please stop only talking about this blazer” Blazer
Not sure I can say more about this blazer that hasn’t been said. Next holiday season I had better see a bunch of queer people in some version of this outfit. My plan is to holiday party hop and make out with 7-14 of you in various sized coat closets.
Harper’s “I can’t believe that sext actually worked” Pajama Set
Harper and I are not friends but I’ll tell you what, the bitch loves a monochromatic moment and so do I — especially in PJs. What’s hotter than the thought of waking up and bringing me coffee while I’m in a matching set under your covers? Nothing, that’s what. So here are some sets to keep in mind to buy me during our first sleepover.
Harper’s “Okay, let’s get real chaotic tonight” Skirt
A perfect look to rock when you’re about to blow up several things. Like your relationship, your friendships with your sisters, and your parents’ political Christmas party.
Jane’s “This family absolutely does not deserve me” Skirt
I always wanted sisters growing up. Mainly to talk shit about our parents, then to argue and steal each other’s clothes and lie about it. Jane is the best person by far in this family. If she was my sister, I’d treat her and her art like solid gold.
Jane’s “Again, I am better than all of y’all” Skirt
“I am an Ally!”
Riley’s “So, I’m not the only dyke here this year?” Dress
If my parent’s guilt-tripped me every year into coming home for the holidays, I’m damn sure showing up looking like this. It’s half angsty teen and half witchy bitch and let’s be honest, isn’t that most of us around our family?
Riley’s “Yeah, I could ruin your life… but I won’t” Blouse
Simply put — there is nothing like a top in a great top.