FYP: You’re Probably Toxic But — You’re Still Cute!

What’s up KitKats!

Time for FYP — my weekly round-up of Tik-Tok queerness that either taught me something, made me laugh, or turned me on. Let’s bounce on it -I mean, to it!


@primetimedonI know I’m not wrong lol #fyp #foru #lgbt #bi #gay♬ poopoopeepeefart – sza>>>>>

I will absolutely cheat on you with Kehlani if she gave me the time of day and we will just have to cross that bridge when we get there.


@jumanji_vaughn#QuickerPickerRapper #alphabetmafia #trending #viral #lgbt #lgbtq #familyfun #fyp #lesbiansoftiktok♬ original sound – corona barona

I hear the exact same thing when I encounter any of my uncles when I go home.


@teesanderscomedy

I know what you had but baby girl, I’m what you have! TF! #fyp #lesbiancouple #lesbians #studsoftiktok #lgbt #pastrelationship #movingon #couple

♬ BGC Drama Effect – whozmanzz

OKAY BUT YOU WITH ME NOW!!!


@lilswiper4

who can relate ? 🥰 #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #crush #simp #barber #barbersoftiktok #lgbt #viral #comedy

♬ original sound – Lorenzo Garay

I just don’t know if it’s the swinging feet or the pile of hair that makes me love this video.


@syhlagoldie

😂😂😂 Ummmm #foryoupage #fyp #delayed

♬ Notifications by 1xrio – Rio 💕

This feels — so toxic? WHY ARE Y’ALL SO MESSYYYYYYYYYY!!!!


@covnasty

And when you see this, snap me… becaauuuuusssseeee….Oop. #covnasty

♬ original sound – CovNasty

The answer is ABSOLUTELY AND ENTIRELY YES.


@heisenbergsdaughter

love you, women! #lgtbtiktok #foryou #fyp #lesbiantiktok #fy

♬ Goodbye (feat. Lyse) [Slow Version] – Feder

If anyone is interested in staring at me like this please inquire in the comments about my address.


@janellegonzalez360

Me telling a guy. Sigh. @rachelharpercomedy #funny #comedy #trans #lgbtq #fyp #viral

♬ morgen meditation – guidet meditation – Lisbett Wedendahl / LIFT YOUR MIND

This has been taking me out all fucking week! “Those are transformers….”


@ropegangtwan1

I #had to #button #aunty #down this #morning

♬ original sound – RopegangTwan1

Am I the only one who immediatly said “Heyyyy Auntieee…”


@marcuskane43

yes it’s the same person #transition #beyonce #highschool #college #duet #fyp

♬ if its up then its yonce – Jurk

Usually the toothpick in the mouth thing irritates me — but he so fucking fine I’m gonna have to give it a pass.


@thepretty_dyyke

Welcome to my world mamas🥰 #fyp #studs #gays #trending #viral #studsoftiktok #xyzbca

♬ original sound – cloutfajay

Let me know in the comments if we all rewatched this video 70 times for the same reason.


@kobkoolin

IG: @KObKoolin 🖤 #SayItAintSoKO #ToxicChocolateThursday #foryoupage #xyzbca #AdultTikTok #fyp #viral #toxicrelationship #hi #lesbiansoftiktok

♬ BGC Drama Effect – whozmanzz

DO NOT PULL UP ON ME UNANNOUNCED! And the answer to the question at the end is of course — Libras.


@tyflawless_

#duet with @eminemfan3000 I’m goin to h e double hockey sticks😭

♬ Perkys Calling – Future

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week

@lesbianlawyerlife

#blacklesbiancouples #queertiktok #lesbiansoftiktok #loveislove #blacklove #lesbiancouple

♬ original sound – switchdisco

Dear God, I see what you doing for others  — and I am not ready for it but I would like a standing invitation into this situation every 5th Sunday.


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Shelli Nicole is a Detroit-raised, Chicago-based writer. Her work has appeared in Bustle, HelloGiggles & Marie Claire. She is terrified of mermaids and teenagers equally.

Shelli has written 113 articles for us.

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