Happy Wednesday my Lesbian Lifesavers!!
Time for FYP — my weekly round-up of Tik-Tok queerness that either taught me something, made me laugh, or turned me on. Let’s gooooo!!!
@nxdiamusic i said i was gæ not blind #wlw
I quite literally — do not want you.
@mia.rose24 Talkin bout “REspEct YoUr EldErs” 🥴 #lgbt#lesbian#lgbtcouple#lesbiancouple#relatable#fyp#🏳️🌈#🇲🇽#🇵🇭#comedy#MakeItCinematic
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@seyonces She’s so sweet 😭 #fyp #fypシ #foryou #foryoupage #lgbt #lgbtq #gay #lesbian #lesbiansoftiktok🏳️🌈 #viral
THIS WENT FROM SWEET TO SAUCY REAL QUICK.
@heshima411 Bout damn time 😮💨 #lesbians #lesbiansoftiktok🏳️🌈 #studs #studsoftiktok🌈 #fems #femsoftiktok #stems #longdistancerelationship #couple
Hello, I would like to be friends (who occasionally kiss) but mostly friends (who kiss).
@varsenex
Damn it, the secrets out.
@ash90schild they slay 🔪 #enby #masc #nonbinary #wlw #lovewins #gay #queertiktok #nonbinarytiktok #fyp #genderlessfashion #genderevil
WEAPONS. OF HETERO. DESTRUCTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
@_nedi Gimme alladat #girlswithrbf #rbf #wlwtiktok #lesbiansoftiktokover30 #lesbiansoftiktok🏳️🌈 #FlauntItChallenge
Tis Moi.
@king.sacai #stitch with @nick.digiovanni that brisket made me wet😳 #viral #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #food
I love restaurants that serve this.
@meekfromthegrouphome #studsoftiktok🌈 #lesbian #blackgirlmagic #witchtok #selflove
It’s all fun and games until the towel is soaked thru, and your sheets are ruined, and you don’t have an in-unit washer and dryer — invest in sex sheets and puppy pads.
@_connecticvt_ lesbe honest you the stud atp #fyp #viral #TargetHalloween #foryourpage #lesbiansoftiktok #studsoftiktok #stud #fem #stem #girls #lgbtq
PLETHE!!!!!
@thevegansorceress999 Like if it ain’t passionate then what are we doing #fyp #lgbt🌈 #gfmepls #ForYouPizza #OneSliceChallenge #fypdongggggggg #lbgtq #lesbians #🏳️🌈
HELP.
@kgplease Like seriously… Why is he so fine 😩 #wlw #kinda #lesbiantiktoker #lgbt🌈 #bretmanrock @bretmanrock #gaypride #funny #foryoupage #fyp
Because baby with every post on Bretman’s page I go “Hmmmm, now wait a damn minute.”
@heatherdeyoooo I burst out laughing watching this😂 #uklesbian🏳️🌈😍 #lesbiancouplegoals #lesbiancouple
Which one are you?
FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week
@lilbiitariiiiii Dating in 2021 is STRESSFUL! Wanna eat waffles n chill? #wlw #lesbiancouplegoals #fyp #foryoupage #breakfast #lgbtq #masclesbians
I’ll bring syrup and butter in bulk.
Haha. Straight girls. It’s like they want you to want them so they can tell you no, but then tell everyone else a women thought they were hot. I complimented a straight friend one day at work. She had on a shirt that really complimented her skin tone and hair. It was nice. She looked nice. Period. She said she was flattered but not interested. I laughed and she gave me this dog-hearing-whistle look. I told her first, I’ve been married for 15 years. Second, a compliment doesn’t mean I want to ravage you. Third, if I were to ever cheat (I wouldn’t), it wouldn’t be with her, I have a type, she’s not it. After that she got all weird with almost wanting me to notice her more. Straight women, I’m convinced none are 100%.
“Few things are stronger than a straight girl’s ego after you give them half a compliment in the bathroom.”
I BARKED LAUGHED.
…and then those straight girls end up looking for some f/f experience when they’ve had a little courage juice…Always! also this tells me that TikTok is segregating us lol, all my tiktoks are like white mascs and nby people. :Þ