FYP: I Don’t Eat Unseasoned {Redacted} And Neither Should You

Happy Wednesday my prickly pears!

Time for FYP — my weekly round-up of Tik-Tok queerness that either taught me something, made me laugh, or turned me on. Let’s jump in!!!


@kd_locd

Get out my business jit 🤣 #lgbtq #lesbiantiktoks #wlw #gaygirl #foryou #fypシ

♬ Doin 2 Much – Moneybagg Yo & Yo Gotti

Half of the reason why I don’t go to family functions that often.


@justkeity

@honestlywhotfisthislol you are too loud ma’am! 🤫😂 #SummerStyle #fypシ #Foryoupage #lgbt🌈 #stem #hotmess #lgbtq

♬ original sound – JustKeity

“WHO ASKED YOU TO BE SO LOUD!!”


@bossbritt__

Gots to see it through my boi 😂 p.s. my girl would never need a sugar daddy 🙃 #fyp #foryoupage #lesbiansoftiktok #viral #XfinityFanthem

♬ original sound – daquan

I’m doing this for us baby!


@meismiscellaneous

GREEN braids coming up next thanks to baby ❤️😂 @kherveyyyyy5 #interraciallove #ancestors #makemeproud

♬ Make Me Proud – Drake

I actually am SO PROUD of you!


@lavonx251

i like my food seasoned bae thx 😘 #fypシ #LiveFlowSweatDuet

♬ i like you have a cupcake_fish hooks – faythe

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


@gaia_dom

We just vibing #lesbians #justvibing #lgbtq #lgbtqtiktok

♬ Wrap Me In Plastic (Slowed Down Version) – CHROMANCE & Marcus Layton

I love that y’all just be kissing in parking lots.


@bxggjj

#fypシ #foryoupage #🌈 #viral #lgbt🌈 #studsoftiktok #🌈🌈 #gay #stud #fyp #foryou #xyzbca

♬ im on it – It’s D

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE PLEASE!!


@__caramelkisses__

They do not like fat women at all 😂 #fypp #fy #gaytok #lesbiana🌈 #plussize #lgbt🌈

♬ original sound – Tay

Oh, but they not ready for that conversation.


@imstillchimerect

Can I #canibaby #tomboi #womenonly #fypシ

♬ Can I – richonm

Yes, you can — when is your shift over?


@dripdoll_

I’ll put that smile right back on her face 😁 IYKYK 💀 #foryou #foryoupage #fypシ #wlw DC: @roncoxjr #lgbtqi

♬ Yes I recognize them – ROYS REAL BLACK GF NO CLICKBAI

You are SUCH a good friend!


@lifeglam_a

Iykyk Why are we like this 😩🤚#LiveFlowSweatDuet #TheSuicideSquadMovie #QuickBooksVictoryPose #fypシ #foryoupage #fypfyp #lgbtcouples #annoyingwife #4

♬ zup made this sound – zup

HELLO SOMEBODY?!


@baydaviss

♬ original sound – gracie

The way this would be me if I lived in the same city as my mama.


@_kyswifee

And they crazy ex🧍🏾#fypシ #xyzbca #lgtbq🏳️‍🌈

♬ Need To Know (pitched down dance) – xxtristanxo

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


@salah

#stitch with @afghan.capalot the way I hit the wall… i-

♬ original sound – Salah Brooks

Occasionally I too take a dip in dykey waters.


FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week

@papib95

Let me beat it till the mornin👀 #studsoftiktok #fypシ #lgbttiktok

♬ original sound – waveywuan

If you can actually do it be my fucking guest.

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Shelli Nicole is a Detroit-raised, Chicago-based writer. Her work has appeared in Bustle, HelloGiggles & Marie Claire. She is terrified of mermaids and teenagers equally.

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