What’s up Sugarbabes!
Time for FYP — my weekly round-up of Tik-Tok queerness that either taught me something, made me laugh, or turned me on. Let’s hop to it!
I will help my girl choose a wig because in this situation we all win.
Interesting — when they said “Open Sesame” my legs just started to spre…
I am available for summertime stem entanglements in 2021.
Where my scammers at? 😈
Not y’all missing out on a good FREE time because you’re worried about the feelings of cishet men — couldn’t be me.
How many of you would wake up to this weekly? Oh — the whole class — that’s what I thought.
I’M AN IT GIRL BECAUSE I HAVE THE SAME TASER AND OTHER ESSENTIALS! Also, don’t yell my name when you see me in the streets — chill.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling friends 💀￼
I support my friends and will drop you off during visitor’s hours after his kids leave.
The beauty in this video is deserved by none of us — thank you for this blessing.
“CAN YOU STOP NAMECALLING?!”
I dare you to try to out petty a short stud after a fight.
“YOUR SPIRIT IS UGLY” — AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Listen, sometimes a mini-break is necessary because my god some of you are talented.
Stop questioning your friends when they suddenly say their goodbyes — just say congrats and let them be on their way.
FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week
JUST WANNA SAY — this part is getting harder and harder to do because many of you are young asl.
I realize this is a thirst trap — but it is also an invitation so ultimately…..OMW.
See you next week for more!
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