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Yesssssss welcome back!!
Hooray!! I missed Foolish Child!!!!
Yay! Pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza, in fact aside from cheese it should be the only topping. Missed you, Foolish Child <3
Hurray – welcome back!!! Also, the teens I work with literally took a break from talking about their grief to have this exact very important conversation. They finally decided that their group is an inclusive space, welcoming of all pizza toppings!
The kids are alright.
Yay! I’m so excited you’re back! Also excited to strongly support and defend pineapple as the best topping
Haha! Team Pineapple on Pizza! Sweet and savory deliciousness.
We never have this argument at my house because none of the pizza places we order from even OFFER pineapple on your pizza and I’m realizing I need to find one that does
Welcome back Dickens! I’m so glad you’re here.
So I never dreamed of finding my own community, people I could just be myself around because they would really get me and they’d even share my preferences, and I wouldn’t have to explain or defend or endure weird looks or bigotry or teasing or anything, but wow, here y’all are! I refer, of course, to my love of pineapple on pizza.
Welcome back, congrats on the tiny pineapple!
I’ve never actually met anyone who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza. Perhaps they are myth perpetuated by capitalism, just like heterosexuality?
Hard disagree (I can’t stand sweet + savory together)
Yayyy Dickens is back!
team hot peppers and pinnapple on pizza plz.
Thank for you this very cute comic! Welcome back Dickens! Also shoutout to all my pineapple pizza peeps.
“Pineapple pizza peeps” is an excellent phrase and I intend to use it at every opportunity.
It sounds like the ungodliest of Easter treats
YAY, WELCOME BACK!
Yeah! Team Pineapple!
…I’m nervous to admit I’ve never tried it. What if people judge my lack of experience?
Also yayyy welcome back Dickens!!!
Maybe Autostraddle could start a series like Poly Pocket to explore the world of pizza-toppings.
The series would be called… :-D
Pizzas: how do you like to top?
@queergirl Comment award!
Welcome baaaaack! Yay!
Also very here for pineapple on pizza, a cause of marital stress in my relationship with a staunch pineapple-is-not-a-savory-food partner.
Yayyyy welcome back!! Team Pineapple forever!!