NSFW EROTICA BOOK CLUB CORNER, ETC.
Most of these books come from Cleis Press, which is an independent publishing company in San Francisco that puts out some of the best books on feminism, gay / lesbian / gender studies, erotica, sexuality and human rights. Highly recommended, obvs.
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Girl Crazy: Coming Out Erotica
edited by Sacchi Green, 2009
I originally thought this book would be about coming-out-as-a-lesbian erotica, and I was wrong; it’s about coming out in general – but not like, coming out. Girl Crazy is about admitting something to yourself / someone else. These stories are inevitably full of a lot of #1 Feelings, at least on one person’s part, and I think that’s why I love them so much. They’re about being honest and trying something new! Am I getting sappy about erotica? Should you read this book? Am I ovulating?
YES.
This particular title is so full of variety, I don’t even think you’re ready. You’re not ready! There’s literally something for every single last damn one of you: Bi / Lez / Of Color / Of non-color / Butch / Femme / Non-kink / OMFGWTFBBQ-kink / Tinkerbell.
Wine-Dark Kisses, by Catherine Lundoff
She loosened my belt and stuck her hand through my t-shirt. I bucked upward against her hand, trying to stop its advance by grabbing at her wrist, but it was too late. She had slipped past the line of defense provided by my underwear, and her fingers were slipping around in the soaking wet space between my legs.
The Outside Edge, by Sacchi Green
Tenderness wasn’t what she needed right now, and neither was passion. An edgy outlet for nervous energy would be more like it. “Skate a clean program,” I murmured in her ear, “and maybe I’ll let you get dirty tonight.” My arm across her shoulders might have looked locker-room casual, but the look she shot me had nothing to do with team spirit.
YE OLDE SEX MENU:
It used to be cheaper than a cheeseburger is now. Probs cheeseburgers back then were basically free. Finger fucking with juice for 50 cents! That’s cheaper than Gray’s Papaya!
SEXY FACEBOOK ALERT:
I know it seems impossible, but there is something sexy on facebook. The alt-site GodsGirls.com has a very fancy Facebook Page with lots of photos.
STAR WARS ORGY:
Star Wars Orgy [NSFW] (@buzzfeed)
THE LEGAL SECRETS OF SEX TAPES:
Kendra Wilkinson appears in an extremely graphic lesbian scene in one of her soon to be released sex tapes and bisexual female rapper Nicki Minaj reportedly appears in a sex tape of her own. Nicki has not commented on the veracity of this.
So Kendra Wilkinson (we are still not entirely sure who she is) bla bla bla, Salon looks into the legalities of sex tapes; “Stars can litigate all they want, but the simple truth is that once a private sex tape hits the Web, it lives online forevermore. In Wilkinson’s case, stills have already made the blog rounds, and even relatively mainstream sites like the Huffington Post have linked to the hardcore preview of the film.”
CPR:
I think this is for real:
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DRIVING/SEX:
Jabra finds that 15% of drivers have performed sex or other sexual acts while driving. So you should buy their hands-free mobile phone device so that you don’t have more than one distraction, I think.
HOT PHOTOS TO LOOK AT:
+ You know, just like a Hot Sunday with your girlfriend where you’re both half-naked, sweaty etc. Yeah obvs.
+ Remember a long time ago when David LaChapelle did this totally disturbing/naked/fascinating photo shoot with Courtney Love?
+ Miranda Kerr! With no top on!
+ You know when you don’t have a bra, but you do have a friend? That’s what we call a helping hand bra.
Demonstration:
GUESS HER MUFF
Every now and then we like to see if Brooke (our “business advisor”) is still checking up on us to see if we post ridiculous shit like this: Guess Her Muff.
KISSING IN PUBLIC:
A survey conducted by a free UK gay dating website reveals that nearly two-thirds (61 percent) of gay and bisexual men feel uncomfortable being affectionate with a same-sex partner in public. Wonder what those numbers are for girls. Guess we’ll never know until someone wants to invest money in our websites. You’ll just have to give me your best guess.
SOUNDS INTERESTING:
Good Vibrations And The Clitoris Saving Alien Cult: Even among casual observers of businesses that call themselves “adult”, there is an expectation that these companies, on occasion, will do some pretty weird things. It is sex, after all.
SUGARBUTCH:
I love waking up with Kristen. For one, she usually sleeps naked. I still sleep lightly with someone else in my bed, and often wake before her and feel her next to me, shift from whatever sleeping position I’ve gotten myself into overnight and slide my arm back under her neck and pillow, cradle her close to me. (@sugarbutch)
wth. I thought I was gonna close the guess her muff tab after 2 or 3 reveals. I can’t close it. For some strange reason I just. can’t. close it. I don’t know why I haven’t played this this game irl. As if I needed help becoming creepier.
I’m glad I’m not the only one. This is addictive in the most awkward kind of way.
I just did the first four and got all of them wrong. I don’t know what this means. I’m thrown.
…But I’m still going to keep playing this. It’s as addictive as “Gash or Tash”.
girl 1664 though, i was spot on. i think that girl was at every party I went to at college that I didn’t want to go to.
^This.
Some of them, I don’t even want to see her muff! But I can’t help it!!
Also- shit like this is why I will never take a naked photo for anyone ever. Ever.
um hi was excerpt #2 about figure skating lesbosex because if so, can we talk about it please
yes, it was. would you like more?
It wasn’t really the way Tim touched Suli that burned me. Well, okay, maybe it was, with every nuance of the traditional lifts and holds pulsing with erotic innuendo. Still, my hands knew her needs far better than he ever could, or cared to. But he was allowed to do it publicly, artistically, acting out scenarios of fiery love – and i wasn’t. Knowing that the delectable asscheeks filling the taut scarlet seat of her costume bore bruises in the shapes of my fingers was only small comfort.
HOLLA GET SOME
Once my best friend told me he had seen a documentary saying that Nancy Kerrigan had become a lesbian and was living with a Vietnamese air hostess on a ranch somewhere in America.
Needless to say, he was either lying or hallucinating, but ever since then, I felt like I was owed some tales of sapphic figure skating in compensation.
Now you have made this happen, I can totally move on with the rest of my life.
I remember reading some very interesting and convoluted/hilarious slash fiction about Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding somewhere on the interwebs a long long time ago.
Or maybe that was just in my head.
That sex menu..oh my!
Nicki Minaj in a sextape (w/ a girl of course) *dies* is bound to lead to some super sexy CPR.