After trudging through years of roommates leaving their dildos on the dish rack, I was finally living alone. I hated it, and I didn’t know why.
You can be channeling citrus sunshine and tart jammy cranberry brightness too with a small amount of effort and 30 minutes of your time. Happy New Year.
Celebrate the New Year with Soviet mayonnaise.
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
Well It happened! It really happened. Let’s be clear, I’d given up hope it was actually going to happen, but it did! Trump was impeached, history was made, and tbh I feel pretty jaded about it.
Turns out you can learn a lot about a person based on what we hold near and dear to our sleeping spaces!
So you’ve invited three of your exes and each of their respective partners/polycules over for holiday dinner. It’s a potluck, so food is taken care of, but what will you drink!? These delicious mocktails, of course.
Why have plain latkes when we can have RAINBOW latkes?!
Unlike a tinder date you know exactly what you’re getting from a chocolate chip cookie.
Cross stitch involves stabbing things with needles thousands of times, so it’s great for getting out all that frustration you’re holding this time of year!
I stan this toast. Join me in that endeavor and add it to your rotation this week!
A common refrain in trans activism is to “give us our roses while we’re still here” instead of just honoring us upon our deaths. Donating to, uplifting, and otherwise supporting Black trans-led projects like the Okra Project is a tangible way we can do exactly that.
Bitch, I love Fall. Winter can wait. Lez lean into this weather, drink warm things, and get mad cute.
Candy corn is a delicacy to be enjoyed one by one. Or one handful by one handful.
If you, like me, have incredibly niche neuroses and intensive caretaker concerns that include providing your hook-up a breakfast to remember (or at least sustain themselves), these five quick, low-maintenance, dietary-specification-inclusive recipes are for you.
I can’t think of anything more stereotypically magical and witchy than stirring together a bunch of ingredients, adding heat, walking away, and coming back to find a completely new structurally and texturally transformed delight that you can eat while daring to see if you’ve got it in you to finish watching Marianne on Netflix.
It’s officially the time of year when comfort and coziness are the only thing on my mind.
Let’s end Yom Kippur with delicious, non-dairy milk made from melons!
I hope that as time goes on I have reason to bring out the truly magnificent recipes i’ve been dreaming up in anticipation, but for now we start with a snack.
Taste a whole celebration of fall and a new year in every bite of my favorite challah!