How to Live Alone Without Losing Your Mind
After trudging through years of roommates leaving their dildos on the dish rack, I was finally living alone. I hated it, and I didn’t know why.
DIY / Crafting / Food / Home
Femme Brûlée: Cranberry-Orange Muffins
You can be channeling citrus sunshine and tart jammy cranberry brightness too with a small amount of effort and 30 minutes of your time. Happy New Year.
Gey in Kikh: Happy New Year!
Celebrate the New Year with Soviet mayonnaise.
70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
Femme Brûlée : Impeached Upside Down Cake
Well It happened! It really happened. Let’s be clear, I’d given up hope it was actually going to happen, but it did! Trump was impeached, history was made, and tbh I feel pretty jaded about it.
What’s On Your Nightstand?
Turns out you can learn a lot about a person based on what we hold near and dear to our sleeping spaces!
Three Mocktails for Your Holigay Reunion of Exes
So you’ve invited three of your exes and each of their respective partners/polycules over for holiday dinner. It’s a potluck, so food is taken care of, but what will you drink!? These delicious mocktails, of course.
Gey in Kikh: Rainbow Latkes and Narrow Bridge Candles for Hanukkah
Why have plain latkes when we can have RAINBOW latkes?!
Femme Brûlée: Chocolate Chip Cookies
Unlike a tinder date you know exactly what you’re getting from a chocolate chip cookie.
Get Cozy With This Custom Queer Cross Stitch Pattern
Cross stitch involves stabbing things with needles thousands of times, so it’s great for getting out all that frustration you’re holding this time of year!
Femme Brûlée: Almond Butter Apple and Pomegranate Toast
I stan this toast. Join me in that endeavor and add it to your rotation this week!
Trans Radiance: Sharing Food As An Act Of Love
A common refrain in trans activism is to “give us our roses while we’re still here” instead of just honoring us upon our deaths. Donating to, uplifting, and otherwise supporting Black trans-led projects like the Okra Project is a tangible way we can do exactly that.
A Fly Girl’s Guide to Squeezing Life Out of Fall’s Last Days
Bitch, I love Fall. Winter can wait. Lez lean into this weather, drink warm things, and get mad cute.
Candy Corn Is Objectively Good, Discuss
Candy corn is a delicacy to be enjoyed one by one. Or one handful by one handful.
5 Breakfasts to Impress Your Hookup Who Unexpectedly Stayed the Night, Dietary Restrictions and All
If you, like me, have incredibly niche neuroses and intensive caretaker concerns that include providing your hook-up a breakfast to remember (or at least sustain themselves), these five quick, low-maintenance, dietary-specification-inclusive recipes are for you.
Femme Brûlée: Cinnamon Swirl Pumpkin Coffee Cake
I can’t think of anything more stereotypically magical and witchy than stirring together a bunch of ingredients, adding heat, walking away, and coming back to find a completely new structurally and texturally transformed delight that you can eat while daring to see if you’ve got it in you to finish watching Marianne on Netflix.
Femme Brûlée: Fall Plum Crisp
It’s officially the time of year when comfort and coziness are the only thing on my mind.
Gey in Kikh: Melon Seed Milk to Break the Yom Kippur Fast
Let’s end Yom Kippur with delicious, non-dairy milk made from melons!
Femme Brûlée: Cheddar Apple and Impeachment Crackers
I hope that as time goes on I have reason to bring out the truly magnificent recipes i’ve been dreaming up in anticipation, but for now we start with a snack.
Gey in Kikh: Apple-Stuffed Challah for Rosh Hashanah!
Taste a whole celebration of fall and a new year in every bite of my favorite challah!