A wise woman once said to me, “This is how we live: no fucks to give.” And she wasn’t talking about getting laid.
We have already told you this week what kind of legwarmers to wear and what it means to put bacon on a cat. We cannot also tell you whether the girl at the checkout desk at the library is a lesbian. Don’t give up hope, though; maybe someone else can!
“Kirk Cameron does not star in this movie. No halo of God’s approval is going to appear behind your head when you tell your parents you’re gay. This is not Touched By An Angel.”
Are you a straight guy? Do you wonder if your girlfriend might be a lesbian? I have some things to say to you that may or may not help. Lots of over-sharing.
“I just watched Requiem for a Dream and feel like I’m about to die.”
Advice time! Time for advice! We need you to give all of these girls advice! We trust you and think you’re all very wise, so.
Krista from Effing Dykes has a cautionary tale of lesbian sexy for you. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready.
Tegan or Sara? Are sororities gay-friendly? How do you mess with Texas? I don’t have all the answers. But maybe you do.
“You never answer my Haviland questions.”
Dating, family and body image in the age of whatever age this is. You’ve got questions and I may have a useful answer!
You have many so many feelings! We’ve taken your formspring questions and turned them into a one-off advice column. Someone wanted to know how to make tacos, but Laneia didn’t have an answer for that.
Phoning it in never looked so hot / hilarious as it does today, when we actually show you a Haviland & Riese vlog that was never supposed to see the light of day. Don’t know what a Haviland & Riese vlog is? Well I’ll give you a hint: flying lesbians. Check it the f*ck out.
At last! This here’s Haviland & Riese Vlog #35 — you’ve got feelings, we’ve got answers. Sometimes we have those answers about two months after you asked them, so I hope you haven’t been standing in the bathroom with your tampon waiting this whole time.