Drink every time the camera cuts to Jennifer Lawrence and she’s not drinking directly out of the table’s Moet bottle.
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
The government should already be buying me my tampons, but they’re not, and so Mike Pence will.
What will we be watching? Who will die first?
Today’s Slate.com article about Hillary Clinton dressing like a lesbian misses one very important point: EVERY presidential candidate dresses like a lesbian. Luckily, we are here to make that point for you.
“Gays exposed to the word ‘girlfriend’ to describe an innocent friendship often experience paranoia, heart palpitations, dizziness, an inadvertent rolling back of the eyes, and mental exhaustion related to figuring out what this person’s deal is.”
Regrets, I’ve had a few.
“Oh! Kevin Spacey’s character is named Mike Huckabee. Oh, shit! And he’s running for President of the United States of America on a platform of Traditional Marriage! Polygamy and rape in the White House, then, I guess. This should be on HBO.”
Sisters, won’t you step into the light with us?
It’s the sad, cold truth and it’s not fair. I’m so sorry.
Autostraddle has the inside scoop on Disney’s boldest show of supporting equality since Timon and Pumbaa sang “Are you achin’ for some bacon” in hula skirts! Gayworld is finally here!
If you didn’t make it into A-Camp, there’s still a bright beaming ray of sunshine on your horizon and it’s called B-Camp! BRING YOUR OWN PROPS AND HAIR CRIMPER.
Just another article about bisexuals from the man-lovers at Autostraddle.
Trish didn’t make a plan for confessing her love — “It just sort of like, happened.”
Good news: everyone is gay so you don’t have to come out to your grandparents, and you have a chance with Kelly Clarkson. Also, the first lesbian tree-climber builds a house up there and we’re collecting more applications for our inbox, just to spruce up the place.