As always: is anyone okay?
And the whole time they’re beaming at each other in this thunderstorm, let me remind you, Melissa Etheridge is crooning a song that features the lyrics, “I don’t care what they think. I don’t care what they say. What do they know about this love, anyway?”
Truly, a hot take if there ever was one, except I’m backed by cold, hard facts.
Greet them with various felicitations – ones you’re comfortable with. Don’t step too far out of your “vibe” as that will be unsettling.
The holidays have come and gone, but straight people? Oh, they’re still here. More than ever.
Shane’s hair in season one is a Gemini, but by season four, it’s a Pisces.
The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means!
Guess who are still not okay?
This week’s Modern Love columnist wanted to know if “there’s something queer about being single.” Apparently, the “no”s were so loud, they changed the headline.
“Mom in the streets, Mimi from rent in the sheets”
First Amazon made a Bob’s Burger’s “Supportive Burger Wife” costume, now they’re cashing in on Melania Trump’s body double!
Join us for our October through December covers featuring Ruby Rose, Sarah Paulson, and Samira Wiley!
What lesbian hasn’t pretended to be a man to get married to the woman she’s already married to, just once?
Heterosexual tomfoolery round up!
There comes a time in every queer lady’s life where you start identifying way more with the mother figures in all your new and old favorite shows. Coincidentally, that also happens to be when you start noticing how crush-worthy they’ve been all along.
Straight people are at it again.
I won a bet with Mitch McConnell and now he’s gotta pay up.
Knowing better and doing better is a U-turn opening, and then there’s us smiling in our car, driving directly and proudly into the median.
Maybe have a marathon!
With these tips, you’ll be turning heads (off people’s necks) in no time. BadabaDOOK.