Autostraddle 2014 Calendars Are Here And $12 Only During Our Big Weekend Sale!

You’ve been gazing with admiration at their faces and feelings for twelve months now, and now’s your big chance to spend another twelve months with the kickass ladies of the Autostraddle 2014 Calendar! Yup, these hot tamales are on sale right this minute in the Autostraddle store AND in celebration of this weekend’s various thematic sale situation, you can get one for just $12 until Monday!

Order the Autostraddle 2014 Calendars for only $12 in our store until midnight on Monday December 2nd!


The Autostraddle Calendar is 8.5 x 11 inches when folded, and don’t worry, we got all the important holigays in there for you.


It’s a great way to support Autostraddle and celebrate the beauty of smart, creative, ambitious queer women in various states of undress. Furthermore, these calendars are:


  • The perfect present
  • Basically the only way to know what day it is
  • Able to travel through time and space
  • Your ticket to a lifetime of good luck and happiness
  • Really nice to look at
  • Filled with gay ladies, just like your heart
  • Sexier than actual sex
  • Stronger than my quadriceps
  • Portable
  • Refreshing
  • Subject to the earth’s gravitational pull
  • Long-lasting flavor

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Also this weekend only, SO MANY FEELINGS journals and You Do You pins are just $5, and every order comes with a free You Do You sticker!


Get on the merch train before these deals end! You have until midnight on Monday December 2nd! Thanks for shopping with us and as always, thanks for your support!

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Riese is the 38-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of as well as an award-winning writer, blogger, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker, low-key Jewish power lesbian and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and then headed West. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. Damn I wish I had more than 2€ on my bank account right now!

    And I really need to buy something from you guys, since my laptop broke and I don’t know how to remove the You Do You sticker to put it on the new one.
    I’ll definitely buy something when I can ;)

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