God damn it I really haven’t learned my lesson about “not saying I’m a giant dyke in public in my small, conservative town.”

We were in the library fourth period and everybody was talking about their celebrity crushes and I oh-so-innocently mentioned Keira Knightley and guess what?

There’s crickets in our fucking library. They need to get that…[Read more]

When I was in grad school I lived in an apartment building that was usually very, very quiet. It was nice and I miss it a lot. However, on occasion I’d be woken up by very loud (straight) porn blaring through the wall. Some nights I just couldn’t take it anymore and I’d pound on the wall, hoping my horny neighbor would get the hint. Then one…[Read more]

I feel like this deserves some kind of “most ironic group” award.

Recently read this article about how to talk to socially awkward women, with advice provided by actress Brea Grant, a self-proclaimed socially awkward lady herself: http://www.ology.com/technology/how-talk-socially-awkward-women