I’m calling Julember. Summer is usually not quite this bad, but we never approach a summer in Arizona.

Ha! Julember sounds right. My housemate is really sad about the weather but this is like a phx winter.

How often do you all get together?

I agree! I am sadly underage as well.

Haha just get it cut again if you can afford it. Disaster mullets are not where it’s at. Go some where fancy, with a battle plan. I’ve only gotten one haircut in my life that I would consider successful and it came at a great expense and there was definitely lots of research involved, so I know how the disaster mullet feels and it’s no good. Good luck!

In theory, you should be able to get it fixed for free by the gal who butchered it in the first place. But I would probably just go somewhere else to see if the cut could be salvaged. Walk into a new salon and have the cosmetologist with the curliest hair go to work on you, that was my strategy until I found a regular stylist.

Yeah I’d recommend getting it recut or if there’s enough just having it tied up until it’s long enough to be cut again. But good luck to you!

If you can’t afford to get the cut fixed, can it be straightened into a sexy hipster mullet?

But if you can’t afford to get it recut by someone else, you are definitely entitled to go back in there and ask for her to fix it!

Yipesorry! I misinformed you on the day. Trivia at Hopvine next Tuesday – 6/28. All the other info is true. Anyway, this should give you ample recovery time post-Pride and another chance to rehash all your favorite memories…

Is the hopvine/their trivia night all ages? Or might they let a properly demarcated minor in?

I am so there. I can rock sciencey-type questions like nobody’s business.