Julia

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  • Toby posted an update in the group Group logo of GenderstraddlersGenderstraddlers 12 years, 4 months ago

    I was told that my plans for a fauxhawk were “too boyish.”

    The only way to express my feelings at this statement looks kind of like this: GJDSALKGJDAKLGJSRVQDQQRRGEGRE

    It comes from pounding my fists on the keyboard in a clackity expresson of rage which I cannot verbalize. Efforts to verbalize it sound similar to a phonetic pronunciation of the…[Read more]

    • Fuck that shit! Get your hair did whatever way you want! Plus, I just cut mine in a “boyish” style and all I’ve gotten since have been compliments…mostly because *I* feel great about how I look now and confidence totally shows to others.

      (Although, that said, I waited until AFTER the big reunion with the conservative heterosexist Southern…[Read more]

    • I agree with bookbound. Plus if you decide to go for the fauxhawk I am pretty much 100% certain that it will look awesome (because fauxhawks generally are pretty awesome).

    • I did iiiiit. It is amazing. I can either be sexy or pretend to be a velociraptor, and those are the two things on my haircut checksheet.

  • I was with a group of my straight girl friends (oh who am I kidding, I have no queer community, all my girl friends are straight) and for some reason the conversation turned to my sexuality (again who the fuck am I kidding. They are fascinated. They think I can give them insights into the minds of men. wtf?)

    One of them asked, “So, Kat, which…[Read more]

    • no, they don’t get you. being the token lesbian is no fun when you’re the only gay lady they’ve ever met.

    • Being the token lesbian is extra fun when the female friends of your friends stare suspiciously at social events after they’ve consumed alcohol, then creep on your straight best friend because it’s not gay if they try to sleep with her. WOMEN ARE SCARY CONFUSING.

      • I can’t remember who told me this, but a straight friend of mine told me she was ‘straight in the way all straight women are straight, which actually means just a teeny bit gay.’
        And that teeny bit of gay just comes RIGHT up to the surface when alcohol is involved, doesn’t it?

        • holy smokes, i am SO saving your friends’ quote– genius.

        • …I’d guess I know a lot of girls like her then, haha!

        • The expression I’ve heard is ‘three-beer queer’. They’re bored and curious and the boundaries are down, and through the magic of alcohol they’re not responsible for their actions come morning.

          Which. I’m actually okay with? Because I am totally fine with people using the empirical method to determine how straight they are. It just gets really…[Read more]

    • I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY GIRLS ASK THIS QUESTION. what answer do they want? they have a problem with every answer.

      • the only answer i have ever had any success with is ‘yes’. but was also the bicurious experiment of several of my straight girl friends in high school. which is not really as it sounds like. (it was kind of awesome at the time. but not as awesome as it could have been.)

        • “Yes” to the question of “which one of us would you do?”

          If I interpreted this correctly it is hilarious, brilliant and usable.

    • My wife & I were asked by a wretched straight-girl roommate, “Do you guys in your lesbianic theory, think I’m hot?” I had an easy out by replying “I’m really only attracted to butch women.” The wife had to fumble with some excuse that she just wasn’t her type.
      Why do they ask that? Do they ask their straight guy friends the same question? What…[Read more]

  • Toby posted an update in the group Group logo of AutoChat!!!AutoChat!!! 12 years, 4 months ago

    1. Pacific (US)
    2. Evenings on weekdays.
    3. Not at the moment, it seems to be running marvelously.
    4. I don’t always eat breakfast, but when I do, I eat Nutella on whole grain toast.

  • Anyone going to Allied Media Conference? Can’t wait to see Invincible!

  • Toby posted an update in the group Group logo of AutoChat!!!AutoChat!!! 12 years, 4 months ago

    I’ve noticed that it’s kind of a ghost town deal. What does everybody think of a certain night/time? I know we’re all in different areas of the world, so this could be challenging, but I think it would make for better turnouts if possible.

  • Toby posted an update in the group Group logo of Eating OutEating Out 12 years, 4 months ago

    Is anybody else super excited about the latest “Get Baked”? I, for one, am. I got a George Foreman for graduation. FUCK YEAH VEGGIES.

  • Toby posted an update in the group Group logo of Straddlers At NightStraddlers At Night 12 years, 4 months ago

    Our school does a thing after graduation every year where everybody is invited to Sober Grad, so as to not kill ourselves, and we’re in a lock-in from after the ceremonies until 5 AM. Everybody else was passing out, but due to my conditioning, I was dominating that mechanical bull until I was let out.

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