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Roo posted an update in the group
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just spilt Disaronno on my bed, now it tastes/smells like marzipan. Verr sexy ladies? why do I always spill all the things :(
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Emy posted an update in the group
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While speaking to my Mum’s strongly Christian friend (her husband is a vicar, for crying out loud) I made an innocent reference to evolution – saying “monkeys are the same as people, people were monkeys, well primates but still” to see the look of horror in her eyes..there was no way to get out of that one. It was the most awkward pause I’d ever…[Read more]
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Susanna K. posted an update in the group
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Tomorrow I move into my summer sublet with roommates I’ve never met. I should probs jot this group name down on my hand, just so I can at least babble THAT much when I’m inevitably too awkward to make legitimate smalltalk. Awesome. Nice to meet you folks :)
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yodelmachine posted an update in the group
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i have a job interview tomorrow. i will try not to quote the title of this group too much, but i make no guarantees.
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Toby posted an update in the group
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So I have been cruising the graduation party circuit for a few days now and I have been called “young man” so often that I’m considering just going with it and pretending like I’m graduating before I hit puberty to explain my voice when I go “Um, no, actually, I’m – …nevermind.”
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Sinthe posted an update in the group
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I can’t walk. I’m usually okay if I’m by myself (usually–I trip on air and the ground sometimes), but the second there are other people around I begin flailing all over the place. I can’t navigate crowds. I run into other people , or just barely manage to avoid running into people by awkwardly ducking around, or get trapped in that annoying…[Read more]
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Oh, I am the clumsiest girl in the whole wide world. This mostly manifests while I am walking. I constantly have bruised hips from walking into doorknobs and doorjams and tables and generally anything hip-height, I’ve got perpetually skinned knees and twisted ankles from tripping over curbs, and many, many unexplained bruises and scratches all…[Read more]
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I went from lurking to having to join this group to say this:
One time, I was at some restaurant trying to get back into my booth, and I ran into one table with my hip SO HARD that I ricocheted into the table right next to it. Resulting in TWO HUGE SYMMETRICAL BRUISES on both sides of my hips. OMG. That is all.
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