I work as a nanny. My six year old is constantly asking me to marry her.
Conversations we have go like this:
Me: Isn’t it cool that I give you a different hairstyle everyday?
6yo: Yes… Can I marry you?

out of the blue:
6yo: have you kissed someone on the lips?
Me: errr…. yes.
6yo: More girls than boys?
Me: errr… yes.
6yo: me too.

6yo: are you going to marry a girl when you grow up?
Me: why did you ask me this question?
6yo: coz I want to marry you when I grow up.

My friends now suspect me of raising my own homogay army. She says she will wait until she is old enough to marry me when I tell her she’s too young. I never even told her I was gay she has some excellent gaydar! However I can’t be too flattered she also talked about marrying her dad, sister and a pencil.