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checkeredpaint posted an update in the group
Underage Straddlers (in lieu of an inevitably more creative name) 12 years, 4 months ago
This is such an awesome idea! And I like how a bunch of us are united in the AP horrors this month.
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AG posted an update in the group
Underage Straddlers (in lieu of an inevitably more creative name) 12 years, 4 months ago
This group has nineteen members…
I was… NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! -
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yo-ren-ishii posted an update in the group
Chicagostraddlers 12 years, 4 months ago
so this is the place to post things that you don’t want everyone on facebook to see… car sex is awesome! as of this weekend i can check that of my list of places to have sex…. driving and parked.
so…
car: check
tent: check
public bathroom: not yet
my bed in my new apartment: check
the island counter top in my new apartment: not quite
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Anddddddd I’m never sitting on Charlotte’s couch again.
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I just said couch, not who’s couch in particular. hehehe
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whose couch*
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By “working on it” did you mean as you were writing this update? Because that would be awesome. Seriously. Awesome.
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Sorry to let you down, but no… buuut, I’m sure I’m capable of that ;-). one more thing to add to the list:
sex while typing on autostraddle
on a beach
and on a boat motherfucking!!!errr that was three things.
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Yeah that definitely needs to be on the list. Maybe easier if you’re typing on a tablet? Or using a phone? Heheh
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I’m sorry, you’re going to need to clarify. Do you mean on a boat, motherfucker, or did you mean fucking a mother on a boat?
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This makes my little exhibitionist heart sing. For your consideration:
-Against a window
-Balcony/porch
-Roofsex (Best. Time. Evar. 5am after a night of drinking, near a train station, watching the commuters ride their bikes past the front of the porch roof.)
-I second boatsex. Or fucking a mother on a boat sex.
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Really, not seeing any negatives to either of those last two things…
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I must do all the things, and have all the sex in all the places. I have to find out if I have access to the rooftop of my condo!
adding to the list:
fucking in my closet: it doesn’t smell of feet
someone else’s closet: hopefully it won’t smell of feet, but it will smell of sex after
on the stage at the cobra lounge, behind the curtain of…[Read more]-
Okay I just noticed this, and I would like to say that I only made out with said girl behind the curtain, and she got shy when some dude pulled back the curtain and noticed us.
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pyrrhic joined the group
Chicagostraddlers 12 years, 4 months ago
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novastar posted an update in the group
Underage Straddlers (in lieu of an inevitably more creative name) 12 years, 4 months ago
ok so I’m nineteen, but still in highschool, does that count?
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Nathalie joined the group
Chicagostraddlers 12 years, 4 months ago
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bookgrrrl posted an update in the group
Underage Straddlers (in lieu of an inevitably more creative name) 12 years, 4 months ago
I’m not underage anymore as I just turned 18 almost a month ago, but y’all seem pretty cool so I’m just going to join this group anyways… Also ZOMG APS ARE DESTROYING MY SOUL #highschoolproblems
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MINE TOO. The beautiful end of finals/AP tests/regular tests is in sight though. Which did you take?
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i took english lit, bio, calc bc, and apush.
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I just turned 18 too, but I feel like being in this group is okay because 1. I’ve been reading autostraddle as underage up until a month ago and 2. I’m still in high school..
anyways, APs are killing me too. my last one is tomorrow though. woo! ..good luck with whatever you have left!
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sarah joined the group
Chicagostraddlers 12 years, 4 months ago
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I’m glad you like us! How many APs are you taking, short one? (I think we need a group for short girls, srsly. 4’11″6″‘ over here! (Is that 6″‘ a thing? I wasn’t sure/didn’t want to put .5. It’s probs a thing, like double parentheses))
I’ve got 3 this year and god knows that I’ve signed up for next year. Only one more to go tomorrow morning, and it should be my best one! AP Lang! Also, I am in total support of the short girls group!
ahhh, tell me about it! just finished my last AP (forever!) yesterday, and it feels like a bigger relief than getting into college. terrible.
Yesterday, so it was Gov? Finishing APs forever is a bit like someone destroying half your academic worries forever.
oh, and speaking of APs, this seems relevant to all of our feelings: http://fyeahapcrocodile.tumblr.com/
The entire tumblr has been my life for the past few weeks. I just shared this on facebook because it’s just too perfect.
^^ Ohmygod that is perfect. The ap chemistry one sums up my life exactly
Sarcastic yet empathetic crocodiles are my favorite. The APUSH ones sum up my life completely.