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Toby posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 5 months ago
I say things when I KNOW I shouldn’t, but my optimism makes me think it might turn out okay.
In the hairdresser’s, in my conservative, redneck shithole of a town:
Catherine (hairdresser): Oh, this short style really suits you.
Me: Yeah, I’m glad I finally got the courage up to chop it all off, you know. It’s a big thing.
C: It’s very chic!
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yodelmachine posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 5 months ago
i can’t think of anything more fitting than the fact that i am sitting here awkwardly by myself in a group about how life is awkward
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yodelmachine posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 5 months ago
ok. i’ll start. one time i was trying to date this girl but she had a boyfriend so i made her a mix that included “how could you want him (when you know you could have me)” by the spin doctors and it worked, she broke up with him and we started going out, and then i found out that her ex-boyfriend was a transgirl who was only juuuust starting to…[Read more]
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I hope/assume your ears are still intact? Also I want to start using “folicular patrons” in daily language. Haha :P
I’ve still got the ears. I’m glad with the way it turned out; now, when I get my ridiculous amount of piercings, they’ll be visible and not hidden under my previously biebery shag. Which made for awkward times in my small town as well.
“You look like Justin Bieber.”
“FUCK YEAH!!”
“What the hell?”
this is brilliant.
this is a fucking amazing compliment. YOU are brilliant, my good lady.
i’ve never been complimented so thoroughly on a compliment. astounded right now.
I spent an hour talking to my parents and my hairdresser explaining that there are places where getting hair cut like mine isn’t weird or unusual. without saying “lesbians”, in an effort to avoid the awkward.
DIDN’T WORK
if you have a short gay haircut i really recommend cutting it yourself! it’s actually super easy!
yeah, that was how the discussion ended. do you have any tips on that subject, btw? they’d be super helpful!
i keep my hair pretty short so it’s super duper easy for me. i use a set of clippers with the longest guide thingy on, the 3/4″ one, and just buzz the back and sides with that. i keep the top a little longer and parted on the left. to do that, i use the same guide thingy on the clippers. i stand my hair up (i cut it dry but my hair is super thick…[Read more]
I’ve always really wanted to cut my hair myself after I heard that Keith Richards did it. The guy is my idol. And it seems like what the cool kids do. I’m just terrified of messing up.