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Trout Fishing in America posted an update in the group
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“Practiced being human today, not sure what to do with my hands.”
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taylor posted an update in the group
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have you ever been really sleep-deprived AND gotten high on a first date?
the result is oversharing all of the terrible stories from your life and all of your ridiculous thoughts about harry potter.
no boundaries. i don’t recommend it. (but apparently she’s into crazy, so i’m still getting a second date).
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Randahl posted an update in the group
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Got called sir for the third time in three days, plus as I was walking out of Target I had people drive by me with their car windows down and the woman said loudly as they passed: “Oh that is NOT a DUDE!!”
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So I’m at 3 ‘Sirs’ and a ‘That’ in 72 hours.
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i feel your pain.Today I was walking with my friend and this old guy was like, “i like your blue hair…person.” and then he told my friend “i like your black hair too, young lady.” so now i’m a “…person.”
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lol, not just a person but a ‘…person’. At least he acknowledged your humanity. ‘That’ has an inanimate object ring to it IMO. Blue hair is fun :)
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yeah, i guess that’s true. i hate when people take away each other’s humanity with a word.
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Just got a ‘Hello, young man’ this morning. Awesome.
I just rolled with it. I’m not sure how I got away with it since I have a girl’s voice, but whatevs.
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Toby posted an update in the group
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I was with a group of my straight girl friends (oh who am I kidding, I have no queer community, all my girl friends are straight) and for some reason the conversation turned to my sexuality (again who the fuck am I kidding. They are fascinated. They think I can give them insights into the minds of men. wtf?)
One of them asked, “So, Kat, which…[Read more]
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no, they don’t get you. being the token lesbian is no fun when you’re the only gay lady they’ve ever met.
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Being the token lesbian is extra fun when the female friends of your friends stare suspiciously at social events after they’ve consumed alcohol, then creep on your straight best friend because it’s not gay if they try to sleep with her. WOMEN ARE SCARY CONFUSING.
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I can’t remember who told me this, but a straight friend of mine told me she was ‘straight in the way all straight women are straight, which actually means just a teeny bit gay.’
And that teeny bit of gay just comes RIGHT up to the surface when alcohol is involved, doesn’t it?-
holy smokes, i am SO saving your friends’ quote– genius.
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…I’d guess I know a lot of girls like her then, haha!
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The expression I’ve heard is ‘three-beer queer’. They’re bored and curious and the boundaries are down, and through the magic of alcohol they’re not responsible for their actions come morning.
Which. I’m actually okay with? Because I am totally fine with people using the empirical method to determine how straight they are. It just gets really…[Read more]
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I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY GIRLS ASK THIS QUESTION. what answer do they want? they have a problem with every answer.
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the only answer i have ever had any success with is ‘yes’. but was also the bicurious experiment of several of my straight girl friends in high school. which is not really as it sounds like. (it was kind of awesome at the time. but not as awesome as it could have been.)
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“Yes” to the question of “which one of us would you do?”
If I interpreted this correctly it is hilarious, brilliant and usable.
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My wife & I were asked by a wretched straight-girl roommate, “Do you guys in your lesbianic theory, think I’m hot?” I had an easy out by replying “I’m really only attracted to butch women.” The wife had to fumble with some excuse that she just wasn’t her type.
Why do they ask that? Do they ask their straight guy friends the same question? What…[Read more]
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shinyshoes posted an update in the group
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It was my work summer party on Friday. Various awkward moment: outing myself as bi to random colleagues for no reason, being rejected by my workcrush when I asked her to dance in front of her friends, asking closeted gay guy ‘what’s with the beard?’ (I actually was asking about his facial hair but realise now it could have looked like I meant his…[Read more]
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It’s Monday morning back at work (I’m in London). So far one awkward conversation BUT have also been told my dancing was ‘awesome’ (and in a good way) :D Pretty sure workcrush is on holiday so at least don’t have to deal with that. Just waiting for embarrassing photos to surface now.
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You sound like fun, no joke!
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Randahl posted an update in the group
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So I work as an EMT, and alternate between working on an ambulance rig and doing non-urgent wheelchair transport. On Friday I transported this older, straggly Santa Claus looking man. Apparently I had circles under my eyes from not sleeping enough, because he says, “Who gave you the black eye?” To which I replied ‘No one, I’m just tired, I…[Read more]
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Roo posted an update in the group
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just spilt Disaronno on my bed, now it tastes/smells like marzipan. Verr sexy ladies? why do I always spill all the things :(
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When I don’t know what to do with my hands, I fiddle with my lip-ring. I’m trying to break that habit because I think it freaks people out.
People make fun of me for talking with my hands. Fuck those people. I’m Italian.
Hey me too! People don’t make fun of me for it anymore because I will slap them with my active Italian hands.