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Fuuuuck. So this is the sad conference room at the dimly lit end of the hall they put all o’ us recently singled, confidently lost folks? Well, shit. Hopefully this women’s decameron leads to something. So, I’m Tia. I like books, living artfully, animals, peace, music and having the nape of my neck stroked while heavily making out.
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*passes the tray of stale muffins and sad pastries; pockets the Boccaccio*
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LOL sad pastries. We should open up a hipster bistro where we serve pastries reflecting how people’s moods are in that current moment. Mine will be a strawberry filled donut sprinkled with coconut shavings and strips of edible cookie fortunes that say “fucketh it all.”
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I can’t stop giggling about this idea. I wish we could make this happen.
Mine would be a chili chocolate cherry donut with a cream cheese glaze because FUCK YOU, I’M GOURMET, BIT…that then falls apart as I ate it.
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You are a weirdo and it’s the best. <3
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I aim to please. <3
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Another dope donut idea? ALL BLACK with intricate lace filigree icing. It’ll be the IDFWU donut.
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um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 6 years, 8 months ago
* lighting up so the shygals can feel a bit loose / passes *
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Hi, my name is Tia otherwise known as behavingboldly. What are you listening to to drown out the shit storm of depressing news coming from the White House? MOI? Daniel Caeser, Willow Smith and Isaiah Rasheed…
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Okay so all of us weirdos are just gonna sit here and stare at each other? lol. WHY ISN’T ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING. Just go right on ahead and introduce yourselves! #TinaBelchersOfTheWorldUnite :)
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Because even here we stand against the walls and lean into the corners hoping she’ll notice but OMG WHAT IF I HAVE TO SPEAK?
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But since it’s that kind of night, and I’m feeling why-the-hell-not, I’m Tara, aka OwlAboard. I like owls, trains, dad humor, and trying not to drunk-text my ex. The wound is fresh.
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Hi, Tara. I’m Tia! :) aka BehavingBoldly! I also like owls and trains! I used to read about the Trans-Siberian railway and wish I could ride in the working-class section where the women pass around bread and it smells like cigar smoke… *sigh* LOL. And drunk texting – hey, at least you have an EXCUSE. I’ve been completely sober while licking my…[Read more]
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I could also like dad humor, I just don’t know what it is lol
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Dad humor is silly pun-and-joke humor. Like my user name, for instance. Sure, I like owls and trains for real. But the name itself is a play on “all aboard” using both of those likes. Total dad move.
I promise I can do other humor, and often. I’m talented that way.
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I would totally ride in that section! Are you kidding me?
I was once waiting for the train in Alpine, Texas when this rough looking guy came up and sat next to me, telling me in the course of the ensuing conversation that he had been a train robber and had done 25 years in the pen for same. Of course, as it turns out, the robbery went pear…[Read more]
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BWAHAHAHAHAH. Srsly. Who are you and why aren’t we living gayloriously a la Aimee & Jaguar??? YOU JUST TOTALLY OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW ROLE PLAYING SCENARIO FOR ME THAT I HAD NEVER ENVISIONED BEFORE BUT IS DOING SOMETHING FOR ME AS I IMAGINE: TRAIN ROBBER. Oh also train engineer is cool too lol
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And no, no…not the good kind of drunk. Just drunk on the pain.
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I usually do something asinine (I have a healthy self-deprecatory sense o’ humor) to make the people around me feel comfortable enough to talk/dance/party lol
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I tend to employ the whole Mr. Beanesque awkward self-deprecatory approach to ice breaking. Usually inadvertently. Effective all the same.
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Snort.
I can’t deal with you lol
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