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Toby posted an update in the group
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So, scriptwriters of ASS:
I have a theory that chick flicks would be WAY better if they were chicks-who-dig-chicks-flicks. I know all the cliched romantic tropes in chick flicks annoy the shit out of me, but what if it were silly lesbionic quips that were being thrown around? Eh? Eh?
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THIS.
I would like more silly, happy lesbionic movies please. Or for someone to remake You’ve Got Mail with queers.
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And instead of crappy soundtracks they’d all just be start-to-finish Tegan and Sara. That would be aurally pleasing.
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‘You’ve Got Mail With Queers’ that sounds fantastic.
Personally I want a ‘Nicole & Nora’s Infinite Playlist’ where two hot indie girls are on whirlwind adventure/hunt for a secret Tegan and Sara show.
That works, right?-
I would watch that movie so many times.
There’s a chapter in Kiss My Tiara where the author reimagines blockbuster movies for a feminist audience; it makes me want to do a blog post doing the same, but with queer folk.
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Does The Fifth Element fall under that umbrella? Because Secretly Cuddly Butch Taxi Driver Falls For Mystical Embodiment Of Weird Shit would be watched on a weekly basis in my house.
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Ohmygod. I am so with you.
I have to let Imagine Me and You rest every once in a while…..but every time Thirteen Going On Thirty goes in, a lesbian loses her wings.
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To that end (this is gayboys, but they’ll do in a pinch)….you guys should all check out this kickstarter:
I figure a donation of $25 is kind of like seeing the movie in the theatre or buying the DVD (which he’ll send you as a thanks)….so it’s really just paying upfront for something you’ll end up seeing anyway…..
His…[Read more]
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While my first film Dark of Moon (http://www.darkofmoon.com) has a gay male couple in it, my next film (at least, the one I’ll be working like hell to get financed) will have a lesbian relationship at the centre, and it’s a romantic comedy. The basic plot is:
A temporary housing situation causes two college girls, Rachel and Melissa, to meet. The…[Read more]
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Lindsay posted an update in the group
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Just stopping by to introduce myself. I’m this lady: literallylesbian.blogspot.com and this lady: murdockediting.blogspot.com. I’m also in the midst of the godforsaken brainstorming stage of my next manuscript, which is theoretically going to be a lesbian comedy romance. Where is the whiskey?
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You’re doing the novel kickstarter! You’re awesome! And next paycheck I’m going to put in enough to get a composite ex in there :D
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And your tumbler is awesome! And you’re e-friends with Danika of the Lesbrary, who I adore! AND you’re my first autostraddle 1.0 friend! Should I just go ahead and rent the uhaul now?
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Yes, let’s!…but are you relocating to NYC, or me to Boston? Or should we strike out for Portland, where it rains lesbians and streets are paved with Voodoo Donuts?
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yo-ren-ishii posted an update in the group
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so this is the place to post things that you don’t want everyone on facebook to see… car sex is awesome! as of this weekend i can check that of my list of places to have sex…. driving and parked.
so…
car: check
tent: check
public bathroom: not yet
my bed in my new apartment: check
the island counter top in my new apartment: not quite
the…[Read more]-
Anddddddd I’m never sitting on Charlotte’s couch again.
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I just said couch, not who’s couch in particular. hehehe
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whose couch*
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By “working on it” did you mean as you were writing this update? Because that would be awesome. Seriously. Awesome.
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Sorry to let you down, but no… buuut, I’m sure I’m capable of that ;-). one more thing to add to the list:
sex while typing on autostraddle
on a beach
and on a boat motherfucking!!!errr that was three things.
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Yeah that definitely needs to be on the list. Maybe easier if you’re typing on a tablet? Or using a phone? Heheh
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I’m sorry, you’re going to need to clarify. Do you mean on a boat, motherfucker, or did you mean fucking a mother on a boat?
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This makes my little exhibitionist heart sing. For your consideration:
-Against a window
-Balcony/porch
-Roofsex (Best. Time. Evar. 5am after a night of drinking, near a train station, watching the commuters ride their bikes past the front of the porch roof.)
-I second boatsex. Or fucking a mother on a boat sex.
-Someone else’s closet,…[Read more]-
Really, not seeing any negatives to either of those last two things…
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I must do all the things, and have all the sex in all the places. I have to find out if I have access to the rooftop of my condo!
adding to the list:
fucking in my closet: it doesn’t smell of feet
someone else’s closet: hopefully it won’t smell of feet, but it will smell of sex after
on the stage at the cobra lounge, behind the curtain of…[Read more]-
Okay I just noticed this, and I would like to say that I only made out with said girl behind the curtain, and she got shy when some dude pulled back the curtain and noticed us.
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Ash posted an update in the group
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Writing whilst the stack of movies I picked out play. Such a wide selection inspires me right now-
Sunshine Cleaning
Superman Returns
Batman
Batman Returns
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Push
Watchmen
Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist
Rent
Serenity
Spiderman
Whip It
Episodes of Community and Being Human-
I feel that that list is incomplete without Boondock Saints and Inglorious Basterds!
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Boondock and Inglorius are for another script, they’re usually paired with Boardwalk Empire and The Road to Perdition. :)
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I was just going to suggest Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and then it jumped out of the list and smacked me in the face, similarly to how it smacked me in the face the first time I watched it. Sososo good.
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Love Scott Pilgrim! The books are even better imo.
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Ash posted an update in the group
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Is this a reply? I’m still getting the hang of this.
Anywho, in response to Kestrel’s question, I’m bad at the whole technical grammer aspect of things and understanding all that (super right brained). I try to just make it flow correctly and make sure the pacing matches the story itself. However before I do anything, rewrites, edits, all that; I…[Read more]
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