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Toby posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
God damn it I really haven’t learned my lesson about “not saying I’m a giant dyke in public in my small, conservative town.”
We were in the library fourth period and everybody was talking about their celebrity crushes and I oh-so-innocently mentioned Keira Knightley and guess what?
There’s crickets in our fucking library. They need to get that…[Read more]
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same. we were supposed to be taking an online test/quiz/thing too.
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i thought even straight girls went for keira knightley. that was my experience watching pirates late at night with my straight hallmates back in high school. they got more hot and bothered over her than i did. i call bullshit on your library cohorts!
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Raksha posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
When I was in grad school I lived in an apartment building that was usually very, very quiet. It was nice and I miss it a lot. However, on occasion I’d be woken up by very loud (straight) porn blaring through the wall. Some nights I just couldn’t take it anymore and I’d pound on the wall, hoping my horny neighbor would get the hint. Then one…[Read more]
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BECCA posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
Hate it when I do that :P
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Emma posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
I have so many awkward moments. The last one occurred about 15 minutes ago, when I realized I had left my vibrator out on the shelf in the bathroom I share with my straight roommate, after she (and her fiance) both were in there before bed. Oh my god.
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probably the most awkward roommate moment I’ve ever had (and I’ve had a few)
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Youguys, you’re making me loathe the idea of rooming with a straight cisgirl who is also from my conservative small redneck town at college. I just feel like the potential for awkwadness is SUPER DUPER HIGH.
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think of the fodder you’ll have for stories on this group. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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I just need to establish some sort of system with her that lets her know when I’d like our room to myself. I feel like establishing this system will be an awkward conversation in itself.
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Approach it from the point of view that she probably wants a system just as much as you do. She won’t want you walking in on her either. Act like it’s totally normal!
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this is an age-old college roommate quandary. you’ll figure it out. i’m not worried.
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when you and your girl are playing “chess”, just text your roommate beforehand like “hey! cobra for 3o minutes! later!”.
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Toby posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
I say things when I KNOW I shouldn’t, but my optimism makes me think it might turn out okay.
In the hairdresser’s, in my conservative, redneck shithole of a town:
Catherine (hairdresser): Oh, this short style really suits you.
Me: Yeah, I’m glad I finally got the courage up to chop it all off, you know. It’s a big thing.
C: It’s very chic!
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I hope/assume your ears are still intact? Also I want to start using “folicular patrons” in daily language. Haha :P
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I’ve still got the ears. I’m glad with the way it turned out; now, when I get my ridiculous amount of piercings, they’ll be visible and not hidden under my previously biebery shag. Which made for awkward times in my small town as well.
“You look like Justin Bieber.”
“FUCK YEAH!!”
“What the hell?”
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this is brilliant.
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this is a fucking amazing compliment. YOU are brilliant, my good lady.
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i’ve never been complimented so thoroughly on a compliment. astounded right now.
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I spent an hour talking to my parents and my hairdresser explaining that there are places where getting hair cut like mine isn’t weird or unusual. without saying “lesbians”, in an effort to avoid the awkward.
DIDN’T WORK
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if you have a short gay haircut i really recommend cutting it yourself! it’s actually super easy!
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yeah, that was how the discussion ended. do you have any tips on that subject, btw? they’d be super helpful!
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i keep my hair pretty short so it’s super duper easy for me. i use a set of clippers with the longest guide thingy on, the 3/4″ one, and just buzz the back and sides with that. i keep the top a little longer and parted on the left. to do that, i use the same guide thingy on the clippers. i stand my hair up (i cut it dry but my hair is super thick…[Read more]
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I’ve always really wanted to cut my hair myself after I heard that Keith Richards did it. The guy is my idol. And it seems like what the cool kids do. I’m just terrified of messing up.
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