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Toby posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
Today, my straight guy friend goes “You ruined lesbian porn for me.”
“Why?” I ask.
“Because you’re the only lesbian I know, so I think of you when I watch it.”I’m not sure if it was his wording, or what, but FUCK THAT WAS AWKWARD. I was just like “o…kay. I’m…sorry?” I didn’t even know how to backtrack out of that. I guess as a rule I should…[Read more]
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Trout Fishing in America posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
“Practiced being human today, not sure what to do with my hands.”
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When I don’t know what to do with my hands, I fiddle with my lip-ring. I’m trying to break that habit because I think it freaks people out.
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People make fun of me for talking with my hands. Fuck those people. I’m Italian.
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Hey me too! People don’t make fun of me for it anymore because I will slap them with my active Italian hands.
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taylor posted an update in the group
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have you ever been really sleep-deprived AND gotten high on a first date?
the result is oversharing all of the terrible stories from your life and all of your ridiculous thoughts about harry potter.
no boundaries. i don’t recommend it. (but apparently she’s into crazy, so i’m still getting a second date).
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Rose posted an update in the group
Baltimore / D.C. Autostraddlers! 12 years, 4 months agoUgh it is too hot outside. Well, not today, but in the summer in general. It’s the one and ONLY thing I dislike about this area and miss about the Upper Midwest.
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Randahl posted an update in the group
um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago
Got called sir for the third time in three days, plus as I was walking out of Target I had people drive by me with their car windows down and the woman said loudly as they passed: “Oh that is NOT a DUDE!!”
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So I’m at 3 ‘Sirs’ and a ‘That’ in 72 hours.
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i feel your pain.Today I was walking with my friend and this old guy was like, “i like your blue hair…person.” and then he told my friend “i like your black hair too, young lady.” so now i’m a “…person.”
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lol, not just a person but a ‘…person’. At least he acknowledged your humanity. ‘That’ has an inanimate object ring to it IMO. Blue hair is fun :)
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yeah, i guess that’s true. i hate when people take away each other’s humanity with a word.
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Just got a ‘Hello, young man’ this morning. Awesome.
I just rolled with it. I’m not sure how I got away with it since I have a girl’s voice, but whatevs.
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I wish I could selectively erase parts of my memory, because I found my some of my dad’s porn when I was a teenager, and apparently he likes lesbian porn. AAAUUUGH! I really didn’t need to know that!
And to make things more awesome, he didn’t speak to me for several years after I came out. So watching “lesbian” porn is ok, but having a parental…[Read more]
Mmm, the hypocritical parent. That’s always fun. My mother loved–and I mean LOVED–The L Word. I came out mid season 3, and she nearly shit her pants. Didn’t speak to me for a while, either.
Wow! Now that takes hypocritical BS to the next level!
that is really awkward.
but he could think of Portia instead.
Something very similar happened to me with a friend/co-worker a year or so back. At the time, we were working at a pizza place. Ya know what my response was? I grabbed a piece of ham from the make line, and slung it straight at his face. It hit him square in the forehead. And better yet, it stuck there for a second and slowly slid down, like we…[Read more]
definitely. It’s only awkward if you make it awkward!
My hero.
i don’t know why so many straight dudes feel that it’s appropriate to tell us stuff like that. it has happened to me before and it boggles the mind.