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Toby posted an update in the group um. uh. wait. ok. wait. what was the question? ok. um. yeah. wait. what? 12 years, 4 months ago

Today, my straight guy friend goes “You ruined lesbian porn for me.”
“Why?” I ask.
“Because you’re the only lesbian I know, so I think of you when I watch it.”

I’m not sure if it was his wording, or what, but FUCK THAT WAS AWKWARD. I was just like “o…kay. I’m…sorry?” I didn’t even know how to backtrack out of that. I guess as a rule I should…[Read more]

Bzzzy replied 12 years, 4 months ago

I wish I could selectively erase parts of my memory, because I found my some of my dad’s porn when I was a teenager, and apparently he likes lesbian porn. AAAUUUGH! I really didn’t need to know that!
And to make things more awesome, he didn’t speak to me for several years after I came out. So watching “lesbian” porn is ok, but having a parental…[Read more]
- Melanie Kay replied 12 years, 4 months ago
  
  Mmm, the hypocritical parent. That’s always fun. My mother loved–and I mean LOVED–The L Word. I came out mid season 3, and she nearly shit her pants. Didn’t speak to me for a while, either.
  - Bzzzy replied 12 years, 4 months ago
    
    Wow! Now that takes hypocritical BS to the next level!
Carmen SanDiego replied 12 years, 4 months ago

that is really awkward.
but he could think of Portia instead.
Melanie Kay replied 12 years, 4 months ago

Something very similar happened to me with a friend/co-worker a year or so back. At the time, we were working at a pizza place. Ya know what my response was? I grabbed a piece of ham from the make line, and slung it straight at his face. It hit him square in the forehead. And better yet, it stuck there for a second and slowly slid down, like we…[Read more]
- Nicole replied 12 years, 3 months ago
  
  definitely. It’s only awkward if you make it awkward!
- jolotus replied 11 years ago
  
  My hero.
yodelmachine replied 12 years, 4 months ago

i don’t know why so many straight dudes feel that it’s appropriate to tell us stuff like that. it has happened to me before and it boggles the mind.

Rie replied 12 years, 4 months ago

Your tumblr is awesome! I will gladly be one of your NYC lezzie friends. (I’m friendofdorothywilde.tumblr.com)
Jaime replied 12 years, 4 months ago

Ditto. I have one lezzie friend. All my girlfriends are straight. Should we combine forces?!?

Luna E. Clips replied 12 years, 4 months ago

Hey, I think I might actually swing by to this after work. Probably around 8:30ish. If you see this look for me. Mop of curly hair and an off-white flowy shirt that refuses to stay on my shoulders.
- gabby replied 12 years, 4 months ago
  
  done. :) i’ll be in mostly black and a white jimi hendrix tee. coool.

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