You think the economy is f*cking up America? Nope, says Peggy Noonan at the Wall Street Journal: it's Adam Lambert. Also the first gay wedding in Martha Stewart Living, rugby player Gareth Thomas comes out, FDNY investigates why two EMTs let Eutisha die, feminism is dead?, quadruplets accepted to Yale, Professor Foxy answers a poly-trans-queer's dating concerns and TIME's "person of the year" is always a dude so Broadsheet has some lady-suggestions. Also a funny video about B-Roll!