Did you spend the weekend making snickerdoodles and wrapping your last minute gifts while you listened to the Christmas Peaceful Piano playlist with Fireplace for Your Home (birchwood edition) crackling away on your TV screen? WELL I DID AND IT WAS GREAT. I also accidentally locked my darling cat Winona in my bedroom for the several hours it took to engage in these classic holiday activities, and by the time I put together the fact that she’d been missing for quite some time, she had indeed taken a #2 directly in the center of my bed on the white linen duvet cover.
The universe demands balance.
Queer as in F*ck You
Gabrielle Korn: To The Max — a profile of Nylon’s EIC and erstwhile Autostraddle contributing editor! What can I say, I will never get over Gabrielle Korn because she is brilliant and great OK deal with it.
Saw This, Thought of You
Superfit Hero Is Body Positive Fitness and you can find a trainer near you and we thought that was cool, so we’re sharing it here!
How about the gift of Caity Weaver touring a glitter factory
The Amazon Alexa Eavesdropping Nightmare Came True yiiiiiiiiikes.
Kingdom Hearts Is Weirdly Similar To Twin Peaks — this just seemed like a good way to waste several minutes while you’re hiding in the upstairs bathroom.
In case you need something to talk about with your family!
Maybe this will be helpful: The Only Christmas Music Playlist You Will Ever Need. This is over seven full days of music, which is insane. Good luck out there and happy holidays!