I painted my wall yesterday! It’s an eggshell charcoal — Knight’s Armor by Olympic, to be exact — and it’s perfect. I’m letting this one wall represent my dedication to my dreams, even the flattest, simplest ones. I realized on Saturday morning that I would sit for the next infinite days and nights thinking, “I wish this one wall was dark grey!” unless I just fucking DID IT. So I did it. I bought the paint and all the things and I accomplished something enormous and easy all at once. I called my own bluff and I won and I can do it again and I will.
Don’t forget to stretch and breathe and flip yourself upside down so you can imagine that you might walk on your ceiling as if it’s a floor. You need to toss your perspective around and push your body fibers in different directions. You’re in charge here and you’re the only one qualified to make a move, so MAKE IT.
Queer as in F*ck You
+ I didn’t read it, but there’s a post titled “There is a Lesbian Vagina Massage That Straight Women Are Gagging For” and I couldn’t let you live another day without knowing it exists, in these exact words.
Welcome to the Hellmouth
+ Howard Stern is in a position to discuss our current president in an intimate way and that makes me ill.
Saw This, Thought of You
+ Watch the Super Bowl Ad Featuring Trump’s Border Wall for fuck’s sake!
+ Weird and Fascinating Ways Animals Use Poop. Like “weird and fascinating ways animals use the current political environment lol” but with slightly less shit.