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Hello I made up a song this morning and maybe you would like to sing along or even add a verse:
Water water lots of water DRINK IT eat the fruit fruit fruit and go to sleep and the internet says your skin will glow in a good way not the radioactive way LET’S GLOW SKIN BAG.
Queer as in F*ck You
Lily Tomlin Explains Why She Refused to Come Out on the Cover of Time. Um ok yes BUT ALSO:
The pair also confirmed that they were set to appear in a sequel to 9 to 5 alongside acting and music legend Dolly Parton, with Fonda saying: “We’ve got people writing it.”
‘Pro-Lesbian’ or ‘Trans-Exclusionary’? Old Animosities Boil Into Public View. Hmmm I think my favorite line is the last one.
Saw This, Thought of You
The North Pole Is Moving, and the Shutdown Means We Aren’t Keeping Up cool cool cool cool.
Minnie’s Corn Pudding and Tammy’s Better Than Sex Cake: “These days, downtown Nashville is littered with bars named after stars, and most of those names belong to men. Jason Aldean’s Kitchen. Even (bless his heart) Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock ’n’ Roll Steakhouse. But it’s the women of country music who ought to be on those neon signs.”
Is Sunscreen the New Margarine? I guess that depends on where you put it.